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Cheesy Talk

2011-10-19T07:30:00.000-07:00

Cheesy Talk! yes im talking about cheese people!.To be honest,i am a type of person who love love love freaking love cheese!,im soo addicted to it,like i can live eating nothing but cheese,no im not a mouse nor a rat!,do rats eat cheese? hmm?.whatever,both of em' are rodents and shit like that.anyway cheese are soo yummy,oh that made me hungry,hahaha,it's soo good that it goes with a lot of things like burgers,sandwich,spaghetti,pizza and stuff like that.I mean you can't eat cheese burger without the cheese,then it would be burger without the cheese,cheeeesy!,hahaha.Y'all know what im saying?! like,you can't order cheese burger without the cheese,it always comes with a freaking cheese!.I hate people who doesn't like cheese,i mean,seriously people?,are they freaking kidding me?.

Cheese is soo delicious that it could go along with different kinds of dish,i don't understand why certain people does not like cheese,i mean seriously,i have met a lot of people who does not eat cheese,like literally,like forever.So i asked them why would they dislike cheese,so some of them said that they have this thing for cheese,like whenever they smell it,they feel like they're gonna vomit or something.Some of them said they were born with it,like they're allergic or doesn't find cheese appetizing at all.I kinda sympathize with them,like i feel how they feel whenever i eat cheese like literally infront of them,like it could kill them anytime.Cheese is like a pesticide and they were the pests and they could die like literally just by smelling the aroma of cheese,i didn't thought cheese could be so that deadly.

For a million times,i heart cheese! and then there are people who are freaking health conscious and find cheese unhealthy,disgusting and the worst of all,fattening!.Yes! cheese is freaking unhealthy,only!,if consumed excessively!,ha! i partly studied home economics in high school.Im not really sure if cheese is that fattening,maybe some people are just scaring other people to be freaking conscious with they're body and shape,i mean,seriously?!.anyway i have been eating cheese like forever and i don't seem to grow fat and shit like that,it's soo false!.Rumor has it that cheese can cause acne and stuff like that,hmm,this is bull crap! seriously! if you have been dying to eat something you have never had before,just eat it,it's not about how you look through the society's eyes,it's about you being satisfied and happy.

Anyway,i like cheese,specially,cheese fondue,OMG!,i can literally die on the spot,i can dip all the food on the buffet table and eat them all at once,im freaking serious,no really,hahaha.But if it's too much like how it's like on lasagna,OMG!,i had to quit this addiction,like for real!,it could kill me,like literally,if i stuffed myself nothing but cheese,my tummy would burst and cheesy melts would start oozing from my body,hahaha,you know that saying! too much of something could kill you.

Late Sunday Night

2011-10-17T11:34:00.000-07:00

It's late sunday night,hmm and im blogging again,hahaha.i guess ghost stories would be perfect topic for tonight :).anyway i heard paranormal activity 3 is coming out soon,hmm? is there really any ghost in that film or just things and people flying around the house,i mean come on! were paying to get a good scare.Watching frying pan being thrown in the air is not worth it,y'all know what i mean?!.anyway i jog at night,occasionally,i usually stick to my route,i'll jog through the deserted park,duh! it's a night! what d'you expect?!.so yeah,when im at the park,i kinda get the feeling of being watched,i mean! we all know when we are being watched,all of my senses tells me that i am being watched.hell! and i know it's not a human who's watching over me.To be honest,it kinda feels like i was in a horror movie,like a psycho killer chasing after me and i have no freaking idea that a freaking killer was about to stab a freaking stick on my back.Whenever i jog in that area,i'll just look straight,boost the volume of my ipod and jog as fast as i can like im being chased by a lion or some shit like that.

It's freaking scary,but i keep on returning to that place to jog,hahaha.well? maybe because i don't have any other alternative jogging routes.anyway that area is just awesome,it's frightening but the experience is worth it.y'all know what i mean? you know that feeling when you have passed that creepy area and you found yourself on a safe zone,whatever.Anyway so after that,i jog under the bridge,and let me tell you!.When you're under that freaking bridge you'll get the feeling that some leprechaun living on the space below the bridge might jump off and eat your ears.Seriously! that area would only make you want to run than jog.

The thing i hate about jogging is that when i passed by a group of foreign workers,they'll stare at me like im a freaking celebrity,honestly,i love the attetion,but not it's not the right time and place.It's just creepy!,i promised myself that if i ever see another foreign worker stare at me while i job,im gonna flick him over,like i really have to flick somebody for real.

Another thing is,dogs,im not saying i hate dogs,but i just hate it when dogs stare at me when i jog,yeah! like the foreign workers,but the dogs are just plain terrorizing,they're black and they open they're mouth like they want me for they're late night supper.Once,i passed by a chinese tample and there were four dogs,so i kinda like stare at them for a while and continue jogging,i got frustrated when one dog stood up and started following me,and it's saliva was dripping all over the place,like literally all over the place!.so yeah! i bit my tongue (old follk tradition),it's a superstition belief,bite your tongue when a dog follow or peered at you.It's insane but i did it,but i guess it didn't work,maybe because im in singapore and not in the philippines.In the end the dog bit me and dragged me to it's fellow mates.i became a buffet to the dogs,i guess i was still breathing when they were munching my intestines,it's ticklish,but they finished me off and they churned me to death,whatever!.HAHAHA.anyway i had fun blogging tonight,eventhough this wasn't planned,i still got it! :)

BLOGGING AGAIN.

2011-01-22T03:48:00.000-08:00

Hey guys,im like blogging again.woooooh! it kinda feels weird but it's ok,hahahaha.anywayz omg! it's been sooo freaking long!.uh! i said 'im back' with my last post,but im like saying it again.omg! seriously! my blog is freaking dead like for real!.i seriously thought that i won't blog ever again.but i was wrong! hahaha.i don't know what the hell came up and i stopped blogging.i mean like i love doing it and im not even paid to do this,whatever.anywayz soo yeah! it's like ages when i last blogged my last post.uuuuuh! i don't know! it's just that,i have this feeling that i have to do this,like you know what i mean?!.anywayz! a little updates for y'all readers out there! im in my senior year!!!.yeeeaaah! a graduating kid! hopefully i'll be able to secondary five to get a chance to go to polytechnic or junior college...i know right! education system here in singapore is sooo insane,no offence!.so yeah! this year i'll be taking national exams,like for real!.here in singapore they call it 'N LEVELS'..soo hopefully i can ace it...i should be in college at this age.anywayz school is like a living hell like freaking really,it was like a prison but now..there's like more stress added on our timetables..can y'all imagine having two P.E. in a week?! and character development programme which actually helps which i think is still a waste of my time..soo yeah! there soo many changes in my life right now...uh! soo many like freaking really! drama kind of follows me,im just kidding,no really!.anywayz there's still soo much things that i wanna clear up,like you know what i mean!.i promised myself some stuff this year..and i hope i get motivated and inspired at the same time..because i really really need it.so yeah that's about it!,i promise i'll find time to my dead blog,so that i can bring it back to life..

XOXO -G

IM BACK,LIKE FOR REAL.

2010-05-31T17:42:00.000-07:00

Hey guys!!! y'all miss me?,i miss blogging soo much,if you know me that well you know how much blogging means to me.im kind of feeling different right now not in a bad way but in a good way,sooo yeah! i miss blogging and yeah!.anywayz so y'all might have been asking 'why did i stopped blogging so soon' well? actually i paused blogging not stopped blogging,there's a huge difference between them.yeah! i just kind of turn away from the computer but i just really can't soo you know we all need our computer for some personal use and stuff,so i came up with a theory it's seriously suck sooo badly that you won't even gonna try it.so yeah! my theory is that i'll cut down on my blogging and stuff until mid-year exam is over,totally crazy,insane!.

But i tried it.soo yeah as y'all know that i didn't blog for the past few months,at first i was like dying to blog and i was kind of scared that my blog will be like an abandoned sinked wrecked ship,y'all know what i mean right?!.yeah! soo i got used to it and i got over it,like totally.i'll just see if it's gonna work,it's a really hard decision for me and my teacher advised me to cut down on blogging stuff,which i did.now mid year exam is freaking over and i was kind of happy that i could blog again like freaking seriously!,i just hope that i won't loss my interest for blogging,like you know those kind of people who got sick and tired of things,yeah like them.soo yeah! it's a very slow and long theory,but i just really have to keep up,like for real.now the results are in and i got my exam results and i was freaking disappointed because i got 2 Us (ungraded//in other words 'failed'),which i think is freaking bad,well? i did good on my maths,i just don't understand it,why is it whenever i get high score for my maths my scores for my other subjects goes crashing down like a pigeon that loss it's wings.uh!!!.

it's not that im stupid or anything,i know i can do better,it's just that it's foul play,you what im talking about?!.uh! okay! there's this Saturday when my mom and i went to a thrift shop,it's located behind a shopping mall,i don't even know why we went there,i seriously have no freaking idea.soo yeah we went there and i saw the shop it was freaking creepy like i was in a freaking horror movie,like for real.anywayz we went inside and all of a sudden my neck hurts,it was freaking weird and it totally hurts soo much like i want to kill a cat with a lollipop.soo yeah! we walked around the shop and bought some stuff,i was like gazing around,you know!,the thrift shop is actually a house,a freaking creepy house,i mean damn! they can make a horror movie in that freaking house,anywayz we bought stuff and we went home and when i reached home i suddenly fell sick,not just any sick like u got a headache or something,i felt weak,really really weak,like for real.then i just thought that the lady in that freaking thrift shop hexed me.and i swear im not going in there any more.

soo yeah i got really really sick,i was sick when i took my exams,which i think is really sad,because i couldn't concentrate much.so yeah i think it was foul play and i know i can do better.i was really freaking feeling dead already when i took my arts exam,i immediately finished it so i get to rest and yes my artwork was freaking crappy,no other words i can say disaster.
so yeah i got U for it,and literature,i love literature but that was then,but now it's like i don't know,so i really have to step up and do my arts and literature well,i told myself 'i can't turn back now,i started it now i have to finish it well'.anywayz for me exams are not that hard it's just the matter of how much things you stock up in your brain.if you study well then you'll get good results,then if you don't then you'll get bad grades,it's like karma.but i you study well and you got bad grades,honey,you should work harder!,bust you ass!!! like i did!.
soo yeah! i got bad grades eventhough i cut down on my blogging,so my theory is totally crap.yes! so im gonna continue what i do best which is blogging.
sometimes advices you're getting is bullcrap.

Hey'all Readers!!

2010-04-15T05:06:00.001-07:00

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey! how y'all?? anywayz this is not a blog but an update,umm? well? it's been soooo freaking long! like omg! and i have tons of things to tell y'all but! i think this is not the right time to spit it all out!,y'all know what i mean!,anywayz im still currently busy like sooo freaking busy! omg! it's like im working at some kind of a 24 hours restaurant,whatever.exams are freaking near and yup! i haven't done any revision yet! i mean! yeah! it's not that hard but! it's just that 'social studies' y'know! im like soo over it! im not into birth rates and some stuff.anywayz for the time being,,if you're freaking bored pls checkout my past posts which can be found in the archive or should i say 'browse my posts' menu.
enjoy reading!!!

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Dear Readers,

2010-01-21T04:24:00.000-08:00

I am temporarily busy for the time being.as y'all know im still just a freaking kid whose trying to pass an exam for short im still a freaking student!,anywayz im kind of having alot of stuff going on lately and forgot to update my blog soooo yeah!,it's kind if stressful!,anywayz for the time being,,if you're freaking bored pls checkout my past posts which can be found in the archive or should i say 'browse my posts' menu.
enjoy reading!!!

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THANKS- GERRYL FLOYD//MIROBOY

Christmas Post

2009-12-12T01:13:00.000-08:00

Hey guys! my mom and i went out to some places here in Singapore as y'all know! Christmas day is coming! and ofcourse! alot of people want to showoff what they've got! you know! those huge,not just any huge i mean gigantic trees are placed beside or inside the mall,were not just talking about trees here,im talking about countless flickering lights that can blind you to death! even a blind person can see the bright light!.

you know! those kind of seasonal things! used to decorate and make the place sooo jolly that people want to go there,hangout and took pictures and whatever.yeah! i mean it's really amazing how artistic people can change the theme of a place,some of y'all might say,yeah! of course decorate and whatsoever what's so new about that!,yeah! i also know that! but! huge christmas trees! wow!.really realy freaking amazing!

the weather here is like soo fine,but it's getting colder but im sure it's not related to global warming and those kind of crappy issues,y'all know what i mean?!.i think it's because Christmas is coming,well? December is suppose to the cold.right?!
how about the desert areas im soo sad for them like sooo freaking seriously!,well? even if it's hot or cold it's still Christmas,right?!,whatever.

let's talk about decorations!,well? i have been going to supermarkets and saw some creepy stuff,like laughing Santa Claus,like omg! that is the most scariest doll i ever seen after Chucky,some santa claus dolls are soo freaking thin i think they're suffering from anorexia nervosa and the designers might have gotten the ideas and inspiration from skinny super models.hello?! santa's suppose to be FAT! FAT FAT FAT.

christmas lights! i love them! but not too much! i kind of like the way it is made it's like disco lights that flickers!.i remember when i touch the light bulb with my tongue i really freaking got electric shocked i thought im gonna be dead.some christmas light explodes,like fire crackers that makes the house hot! like an over-cooked turkey on thanks giving day.anywayz here's some videos about christmas.....

anywayz hope you like my Christmas Post!!!.Happy Holidays!!! have a Merry Christmas!!!.anywayz that's all for now!!!,keep on reading!!..................................................seey'all later ;-p

let's fart!!!

2009-11-10T19:29:00.000-08:00

hey guys! im sooo totally happy right now,because! it's holiday and i don't need to bust my ass for going to school everyday! like omg! i am soo tired of it! anywayz it's been quite a month!,i had been going to camp! volunteering to come to old folks home! going to some competitions! uh! it's tiring! anywayz nothing much drama on my life right now! because i just wanna be free you know! freedom! like lying on the grass inhaling that freaking minty wind and just realized that you're lost! you're out of nowhere!.

anywayz before we get lost! there's this issue that always knocks on my head!,is it really bad to fart in public?? intentionally and accidentally?,well? ok! i'll be honest with y'all guys! sometimes! i fart in public!,it's when i cannot take it any longer! it's like a balloon waiting to pop!,so i can say that i fart in public 'accidentally'! i mean! i desperately need to fume it off off my ass!,like for real!.

ok! i have a story to tell y'all guys! this is a freaking true story!,one day! when i was walking on the pathway,there was an old dude walking slowly in front of me,then i thought that the old dude wanted to poop his ass out,because he's like death marching.i kept staring at him because?? i gonna be honest again! it's kind of funny!,well? y'all think that i might be crazy but who cares?! everybody got crazy on them!!.

anywayz so i was just walking behind him then all of a sudden the volcano erupted!!!,not literally! he fumed it out in front of me! like it's was sooo freaking disgusting! and it's smells like a dead garbage with rotten mustard inside!!,i wanted puke my lovely breakfast but i told myself not to because i don't want to show a public display of embarrassment,so yeah! i just pretended chewing a bubble gum or something,after that! i saw a garbage bin then i poked my head inside and puke it all out!,like seriously!!!,anywayz here's a video which relates to fart......

it really sounds and smells stupid if you fart in front of a whole lot of crowd! i mean! what kind of creature are you?!,anywayz i have another story to tell y'all!! i was at downtown to buy new clothes then i took the elevator which will take a few seconds to go up,i should have used the escalator that time! but! the elevator got some mirrors,so i couldn't resist more.so i pressed the close button and the doors closed soo slowly like a snail can run towards me

.then i got shocked because a woman stucked her hands between the door of the elevator,as it closes she screamed soo freaking loud that birds flying up high can die,so i pressed the open button and the door released her hands,thank goodness her hands wasn't bleeding at all but it turned blue-ish.the woman thank me and said 'if it wasn't for you i wouldn't have my hands on right now',then i smiled at her.

as the elevator goes up soo freaking slowly,i heard a fart!
ofcourse as usual,we stared at each other! and i knew it wasn't me so why should the woman stare at me like im the one who farted?! so as the farting goes on and on and on the elevator started to smell like a 5 years old rotten egg.when the doors opened the woman quickly ran out of the elevator and i knew she's running towards the toilet,because i saw her face like she wanted to poop on her skirt already!

sometimes in life.
we should be honest at times,if you farted mean it like you really mean it!
don't try to cover it up because in the end you'll also get caught up.
or! might as well don't tell anybody that you farted!.
accidentally,well? i think that's a thing we should keep as a secret!,i mean if you farted accidentally you don't go run around the town and letting the whole world know that you farted and going insane!!!
intentionally,well? that a thing we should be honest in,just say sorry if you don't mean it.don't wait for the public to give you that accusing stare like what i had in the elevator,anywayz that's all for now!!!,keep on reading!!..................................................seey'all later ;-p

trusted products

2009-10-18T22:55:00.000-07:00

I SWEAR!!! THIS IS NOT AN ADVERTORIAL POST!!!

hey guys! wooh! it's been soo long omg! i mean i cannot even think straight right now!,i think i need some ice cream!,chocolate flavour one!.it's getting freaking hot in here! last last week if i remember was raining non-stop and now! omg! it's so freaking hot like im in the middle east or something,uh! i can feel my skin is getting roasted.so yeah! last saturday my mom and i went to MUSTAFA to buy some freaking stuff,well? we didn't bought much,we just looked around the mall because it was our first time going inside that freaking mall and i've got to tell'ya it's freaking fun! you know! the food! the unbearable heat,the people!,those tight passage,the different smell,yeah! it's fun!.there were alot of thing i liked in that mall,i mean! it hall alot of freaking products,products that i have never ever! saw in my life before!,there were alot of mirrors which i can use whenever i wanted to look at myself,dig my nose,scratch my back and all those stuff,anywayz after all that! i bought some bleaching powder and developer for my hair and i don't know what the hell was i thinking,i mean i have never ever bleached my hair before like seriously!,but im planing to!.anywayz here are some product which i really really like sooo much that i want to eat them,kidding!!!........................

the products

actually most products i use are for my face! because! you know! we teenagers! have some of acne and pimples and stuff,for self-mediaction purposes,anywayz some product are for skincare,facecare,haircare,whatever you call that CARE....

for my face:

ST. IVES APRICOT SCRUB

i use this like soo many times,it makes my face puffy and smooth at the same time,it's not that expensive it cost like $10+,it has that beady effect which exfoliates those dead skin cells which make your face look new,some people said we should not exfoliate like everyday because it might damage your skin but some said it's ok,i was like 'WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!' i was really really confused!!,sooo i tried it myself,i once exfoliate like once a week which made my face super oily! ewww* but when i used it frequently the oil in my face reduces everyday,,i also tell myself not to over exfoliate it might scrape up my face for good!

CETAPHIL

i tried sooo much facial cleanser on my freaking face and non of them really freaking works,or maybe they just don't really work on me!,whatever.anywayz! i tried biore,neutrogena,clearasil,clean&clear,T3 and so much other stuff,they were soo freaking expensive and they didn't even work on me,sooo i saw this freaking product which doesn't contain harmful acidic chemicals,i bought it and quickly tried it on my face,i have been using cetaphil for about like 1 week now and i've got to say it really freaking works,it reduced my acne and cleansed my face,it soo soothing when you rub it on your face,you can apply it with water or without water,it's soo inexpensive,it cost like $10+,it doesn't sting an does not irritate your skin which makes you feel like a baby again! baby!!

EVIAN SPRAY

it's not a freaking hair spray or a pepper spray or something like that,it's just water with cooling chemicals on it,actually it's just water to moisturize your face and makes you feel like you went to the south pole and got stuck there for ages!,for example! you went out and it was soo freaking hot as if you just had a trip in hell and some zombies there just threw fire balls on your face,then use it as a cooling spray,it really really works! your skins drinks it! which make your face stay hydrated all day,it does not have any side effects as it is just water from the top of the mountain,if your face is oily you can also use it,anybody can use it,,it's very expensive! about $13+,im not recommending you to buy this because it's just a small amount of water,might as well buy a mineral water from seven eleven shop and splash it on to your face!

GATINEAU MATELIANCE

im freaking sure i did not buy this thing! but i love how it works on me!,this liquid thing is for oily skin people ,it is made for only oily people,im just wondering how oily people including me can get much oily that we can use it to cook food!,don't say 'eeew!' it's so natural and econimic,anywayz when i used this toner,it made me feel like my face had been stretch a few miles away,also! it has that cooling sansation it's like rubbing pepper mint on your face!,,all in all thing thing is great! but i don't use it quiet often,,

for my hair:

PANTENE

i love this pantene shampoo!,note! only the green one!,why?! i like the smell of it,smell like some kind of fruity in general watermelon,makes you wanna eat your hair!,well? i think that's disgusting!.anywayz this shampoo isn't that expensive it not like other shampoos out there that they were sooo freaking expensive that they don't even smell good and worst of all they don't even make your hair healthier,for me a healthy hair is very thick and does not fall of and doesn't have those hair diseases like dandruff and all those creepy little things that hides in our hair,the fact that this shampoo makes my hair smell nice,it does not removes dandruff,which is a total turn off.but i still love it!

CLEAR DANDRUFF SHAMPOO

last time i use head & shoulders but it really take soo long to take off my freaking babies on my hair!,so i changed shampoo and turned to clear!,well? i don't know pretty much about it,well? from my experience it removed my dandruff and clear all those stuff on my hair,y'all know what im talking about!,anywayz as my face gets oily my hair also gets oily,i seriously don't know what the hell's wrong with me but i have to do something about it,it's in my hormones! how i love hormones!!!,after taking a long bath with this shampoo,my hair becomes more healthier and a little shiny,as it removes excess oil from my scalp.which makes your hair look like a wig!

WELLAFORM HAIRDRESSING CREAM

this one is not a wax nor a gel,it's a cream in a tube!! which smells like a cow's poop! kidding! anywayz as it stated there it holds and shine,so i only use it after taking a bath,it holds my hair like a freaking roots and makes my hair shiny like a hair of an angel,i seriously don't use this for special occasions like going out or having a party,i mean it's not strong enough to hold my hair when i move around,so i have to stay on one spot,the good thing about this product is that it does not smell and stick on your palms,some creams like this are sticky and it's gross! .well? it's quite expensive as it is wellaform,but all in all it worth it.

SCHWARZKOPF MOUSSE

another alternative to gel or wax,some people prefer this i don't know what the hell's wrong with them,anywayz it's a mousse,soft white cream with little air bubbles on it,easy to spread around the hair,it holds my hair for about 10 hours but if you get wet of sweat this mousse will be washed off! there goes the $30!!,what i hate about it is that it freaking smells so bad that i want to vomit all the way from Singapore to Europe,another thing i hate is that it sticks on your palm which is kind of irritating because you might wipe some of those on combs or hair iron.it's freaking expensive don't bother buying it! but it freaking hold your hair neatly!!!

other stuffs:

GATSBY OIL CLEAR PAPER SHEET

oh! how i love this thing!,as i told you before my face get oily!,i don't know when those oil gonna strike back but before that happens i must be prepared!!,when i first bought this product i thought it was just a tissue but i was wrong! wrong! wrong! it's a sheet with powder on it with microscopic hole to absorbs those nasty oil on my face!,it did not prevent my oily from my face from coming out but it reduces them,so you have to buy more of this thing if your oil on your face oozing out non-stop.price? it's not that expensive! about $5+

GATSBY STYLING WAX

i started using this product since i was 14 and now im 16 im not using it anymore,but im looking forward to using it again.i tried all of them but my favourite wax is the orange one!,it does not smell,actually! it smells like fruity! make you wanna eat them,anywayz it hold as you want them to be,wether your hair is spiky,emo,messy,whatever kind of hairstyle!,it can hold!.anywayz it's kind of expensive though,but it worth it,the wax can last for 2 months if you use it quite often.

HERBAL ESSENCES

i really like how it makes my hair healthy but at the same time smells good!,i like using conditioner shampoos separately with normal shampoos that doesn't have conditioner,there might be some kind chemical reaction to it and my hair might burst and i'll see my brain pumpi'n on top of my head,but anywayz it smooths out those damage hair and tips,i recommend this conditioner after dyeing or bleaching your hair.

PALMER'S COCOA BUTTER

i use this like after taking a bath or like everyday,it just smell like caramel!,one day i used this product before going to school,then all of my friends started saying that i smell like a chocolate and some gave me complements,sometimes my skin get so dry that it looks like a snake skin or a lizard scale,it even tones the skin!,see! even i your tan or whatever you can still use this!,it's like a toner!,anywayz it's quiet expensive but it comes out in a tub which is good for 6-1 year.
,anywayz that's all for now!!!,keep on reading!!..................................................seey'all later ;-p

end of the year exam!!!

2009-09-28T03:01:00.000-07:00

omg! it's freaking here alreay! we have to bust our asses again* to study all those what we've all learned from term 1 until today!.i was like omg! because i haven't start studying like for real!,i mean i planned to study but i ended up lying on the couch watching some freaking Filipino tv drama series,why?? because they're freaking addictive as ever!,anywayz like a normal student in school,i don't want to fail all subjects!! you know! i don't want to pass only 1 or 2 subjects but all! i want to pass all my subjects!!.im like soo freaking frustrated right now because my friends had already started studying and i am still stuck in front of the computer for hours doing some facebook and all those stuff things,y'all know what im talking about!.anywayz some people say,we must burn midnight oil to pass our exams,well? the first time i heard this freaking sentence or phrase i was like 'what the hell are you talking about??',i thought burning oil literally,which is kind of weird i mean i might burn my whole house down and make all my neighbors scream like someone was raping them or something.well? i have tried burning midnight oil 'not literally!' yeah!,it was a bad idea! burning midnight oil sucks like for real! i mean! it gives you huge eye bags like cheap tea bags which taste bad.i hate studying at night! it makes you feel freaking sleepy! some people said to prevent you from sleeping at night while studying you must drink coke which i tried for so many times and it freaking works!!.anywayz here's some tips of mine to help you revise for your exams 'literally!'......................

be a loner! that's when you get your own free time!
write notes than memorizing those freaking words in your tiny mind
drink black coffee make sure it's freaking bitter and don't have sugar
highlight those main stuffs! rainbow color would be nice!
make sure you don't get emotional distress it'll might pull you down to hell
be positvie everyday+ don't matter if everyone hates you,as long as you keep that smile
plan your schedule of when are you gonna revise!
let your friends slap you! so that you'll stay focus
lock your self up in a tiny dark room where you are far way from distractions
squeeze lemon juice onto your eyes

ok! anywayz! as i said the exam is freaking here already! no time for making our ass bigger or rolling around the house,i mean! we can pass our exam if we studied right?! omg! but i still feel so not confident about taking the exam!.i don't want to top the exam well? the thing is i can't,lol!.so yeah! im gonna freaking study now!,i don't want to waste time and study now!,hell! what am i doing?! im still freaking blogging! bye! i really need to study! uh! hate it! but have to do it!,anywayz that's all for now!!!,keep on reading!!..................................................seey'all later ;-p

looooooooong week holiday

2009-09-05T23:25:00.000-07:00

hey guys guess what?? what?! it's holiday whooo! but it's for about a week only sad** T.T,not just that! maybe it's not really a holiday because some of us really need to go back to school to study,sad** T.T,i mean hello? i also need to study,uh? no! wait! i mean revise heheh! not study! i don't do study! like y'all know what the hell i mean!!.anywayz it's already sunday and i still don't know what to do during this holiday week,hmmm.im thinking of like revising! that's one thing on my list!.anywayz talking about other stuff,there is something going on in my life right now,a big big huge issue in my life.it happend on august 9th 2009 it was a holiday and i went to orchard to walk around and stuff then i went to this boutique outlet,i can't remember the name but it's alright aa-alright,i saw this shirt,not just any shirt,it catched my eye like for real,like it talked to me and told me to buy it,i really wanted that freaking shirt,well? i have my POSB card(ATM card) with me but i don't wanna use it as my mom will preach at me again telling me that money doesn't come out from our anus or just grow out of a freaking tree,yeah yeah yeah!.i heard enough of that!.so yeah! i didn't buy it! it was tempting i tell you! if i have my own money at that time i would have snatched it out of that shelf and cash out money from my wallet..uh! until now i blame myself for not buying it!,yesterday my parents and i went to that shopping mall hoping that no one have ever touched it,that freaking shirt i saw last last last week ago which was 1 and a half months ago is not there anymore sad** T.T,i feel really really depressed like totally!!.so i went home depressed and updated my twitter stating that 'i couldn't find that freaking shirt',anywayz enough drama,this morning i woke up and i saw old shirts in the storage room,well? it's mine and still fits me..so i kind of like it,my addiction for fashion/clothing is growing,i just hope it won't go bad..anywayz i made my freaking to-do list this holiday and here it is!!!

that's my list!!! so that i won't be dying because boredom @ home,i want to keep myself busy,y'al know what i mean! in tagalog we call that 'busy busy-han',lol.anywayz i just really wanna make my holiday happy and organised omg! i forgot to put 'do homework' on my list!! whatever anywayz it's my descision if i do it or do it late,lol!.well? i always do my homework late but i'll always pass it up early,lol.another issue!! if you found something you really like,don't think about buying it or not! buy it! because in the end your gonna loose it to someone ,anywayz that's all for now!!!,keep on reading!!..................................................seey'all later ;-p

blog raid!!!

2009-08-22T01:43:00.000-07:00

hey'all! readers!,whoa! i have been so busy for these past few weeks,i didn't do anything but to study,eat,sleep and eat again*.omg! i think im getting fat with my new so called 'freaking lifestyle'.my head is like gonna explode with flying colours,i hate tests!!,so much test going on these past few weeks non-stop!,omg!,i wish that im a fat blue humming bird,why not!,so that i can fly freely in the sky and don't care about updating my status on facebook and twitter or checking my friendster ,but being a human is still better!,human rules whooo!,lol.i mean! it's like omg! these past few days were so freaking boring!! and hell! the weather is like so freaking hot! it's like theres a freaking heat wave going on around the country,seriously! the weather is like freaking crazy! insane! sometimes it's freaking hot and then it will suddenly rain,anywayz theres nothing much happend to me this week 'not much drama' and i spend the whole week thinking of what to blog,i seriously don't know what to talk about!!,i wanted to blog something interesting and different, so i used my randomness to help me to guess what i want,sounds weird*,i bet y'all haven't heard of someone using their randomness to find something on their mind,anywayz im gonna raid 5 random blogs,i don't care whose one is it,but im just gonna raid it,rate it and review it!!,ooo! sounds fun!,why?! because i get to be the judge!

Blog Raid!!!

blog raid #1
http://e-nilorac.blogspot.com

review: i seriously! don't know so much about her and her blog,but i've got to say her blog is fantastic! i also love her photography! her photography is so freaking awesome!!i also like the way she edit her photos!!,im like so freaking jealous that she uses that big camera which im looking forward to buy,i wanted that camera so freaking badly*** T.T,but anywayz on her blog she talks about everything what's going on her life,maybe she can be a famous author one day! who knows!!,i mean i can see the potential on her!!.anywayz i don't actually read her blog,this is my first time to read her blog and it's freaking nice....

rating: 6/10 stars

blog raid #2
http://yen-sux.blogspot.com

review: oh! yen! my friend! she's now in the philippines,and! she still blogs.as like many other blog,she also talks about what's going on on her life,which i don't really care,lol! kidding!,i also love her photography,very nice!,but not as nice as mine.anywayz i used to read her blog but now i read her blog like once every blue moon,just to know if she's still alive or whatever,her blog is still the same as she first started blogging,the blogger is still the same.it's still nice! since i last read her blog i think that was on april?!

rating: 7/10

blog raid #3
http://alilbitlonger.wordpress.com

review: i love her blog!,it's freaking interesting and funneh!!,i also love her photography!!.i mean! damn! almost all bloggers know how to edit photos,right?!.anywayz she also talks about current happening in her life on her blog.i mean?! you use wordpress!!!,i heard about it but i don't use it,so it's like blogger too!,as she said on her blog she very sarcastic which i think is true,lol.like my blog her blog is also very random and for that you get......

rating 8/10

blog raid #4
http://messitforallicare.blogspot.com

review: rengie!!!!!!!,i freaking like her blog!!!,it's not just because it's interesting! it's because it's awesome!!,and i also like to thank rengie for checking out my blog!,thank you!,anywayz she blogs about her life,i love the songs she put on her blog.i like the way she edit her photos,whoa! photo editing master!!!.lol!.i like the photos she posts on her blog it's very interesting.....

rating 7/10

blog raid #5
http://www.fromtheritz.blogspot.com

review: ok! i don't know her that much but her blog is freaking amazing,the way she blog is very interesting,i love her photography,her photography rules!!!.it's kind of different from some photo i've seen.i love her editing skills!!, some of her posts are kind of funny and also interesting at the same time,for that i give her....

rating: 9/10

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whoa! raiding blogs is freaking amazing!!!,i want to do this again!!,anywayz that's all for now!!!,keep on reading!!..................................................seey'all later ;-p

happy b'day singapore!!!

2009-08-10T03:54:00.001-07:00

so yeah! yesterday was Singapore's 44th bday!!! whooo! and i so totally love the fireworks last night!!,it was freaking awesome!.i so totally hate my camera for being a brat! oh not my camera! my memory card! damn! that freaking thing gave me headache!.last Friday,i went to school because they have this event called national day celebration/(slash) racial harmony day and the crazy part is that you have the opportunity to show case or wear your or not yours 'ethnic costume',i wore my filipino ethnic costume which is just a black skinny jeans and white top with red cloth around my neck,so yeah! i decided to bring my freaking camera along so that my friends and i can take photos during the celebration.when the celebration started,i felt bored because i have no one to talk to and nobody's sitting beside me,anywayz everything went well then we had live concert starring mr. ho (my form teacher),mr. yong (still don't know about him),mdm. jariah (4f form teacher) and ms. linda marie (home-econ teacher),they actually stole the whole celebration uh?! not only that! but also the spot light omg!,while they were singing up stage,my friends and i got crazy then we jumped we dance we hug each other,it wad crazy!,so i did took photos and i went home,so i plugged the memory card on the slot and it says memory card corrupted! i was like 'oh great! ww...what?!',it was a hell of a day!!.anywayz i can't believe all Singaporeans have to do the pledge where ever they are when the clock ticks at 8.22 pm and they actually did! i was actually thinking how about the people in the toilet do they really have to do it?!,so yeah! i went to the street to see what was happening,i saw some people standing on the middle of the freaking street and it's actually green light which the car supposed to run over the people,but they didn't!.anywayz i watched the uniform groups march on tv and i was actually looking for my friends,it was hard for me because all of them look the same.also! damn! i didn't get the chance to take photos of the ceremony! thanks to my freaking memory card!!!.anywayz before the day of the celebrations,my relatives and i went to raffles place and orchard!!,anywayz here are the photos......

on saturday....
we went to raffles place,damn that place is so freaking awesome!!.
ate @ marina bay,damn! i can still taste those bbq chicken wings in my mouth!
and that satay oh! also that sea food fried rice yummy!!!
it was damn cold out there @ night! that's why i wore my newly-bought jacket...

on sunday.....
we went to orchard!! always the same! alot of people!
alot of ang moh (foreign people),the weather was freaking hot!,ate pizza and cheesy fries @ the cinema and watched g.i. joe,it was awesome but i hope and i know there is a sequel to it!,shopping! but got no money sad T.T...i'll come back for those shirts i saw @ tangs and those pants @ paragon.....i come back for y'all!!!

so yeah! that's how i spent my NDP holidays,i just wish that Singapore a happy 44th bday more wealth and happiness for everyone!,anywayz i also hope that next year's NDP which is in 2010
for me will be more happier because my freaking memory card pissed the hell out of me! and totally drained off my celebration mood!.the nerve!.anywayz that's all for now! hope you enjoyed reading this!........................................................seeya later!!! ;-p

what if....

2009-07-17T01:16:00.000-07:00

hey'all! guys! im back!! with a new post! anywayz it's been so long since i posted my GENTING trip blog and im so freaking excited blogging today! because i have been thinking of blogging since the school re-opens.i've been busy for quite awhile that i forgot to update new post,anywayz enough of drama!.ok! y'all know that school re-opened like so long ago! like it's so yesterday! anywayz y'all know me! my life is like a movie or something like that but not literally!.it's like another day another drama for me,life is boring without issues for me!,lol!,whatever!.anywayz i have some problems in school that y'all might not know! because of my cam-whoring or stuff like that!.you see me as like a normal human being trying to live my life a.k.a an average joe.well? yeah! im just a person!.hell freezes when im with my friends,actually? seriously? honestly? i don't talk that a lot at school!,y'all know what i mean?!.im a person who really doesn't like to go alone i mean! i like to go in groups with my friends! you know a groupie,whatever.anywayz school-reopening week and i started the week like a normal week as usual,then saw my friends and chitchat with them as we usually do.it's like were doing the stuff we do over and over again! how boring! anywayz one of my friend was like spreading rumors about me,which i don't like!.i mean we all don't like to be the top of the headline rumor in school.so yeah! we fought! i hated him for doing that! we almost killed each other in the classroom.i mean! he really cannot shut his wide mouth and kept on saying bad things about me.i stood up and he said 'i feel like killing you now!' and i said 'bring it b!tch'.he was holding a calculator hard plastic cover and threw it on me,it almost hit my face! my FACE! my gorgeous FACE!,good thing his aiming sucks! and it didn't hit me at all.so i walked up to him and pushed him,the fight stopped when my friends blocked me from hitting him,i mean it's obvious that he's no match for me because he's skinny,no fighting skills and shorter than me,if my friends let us fight i would have wipe the floor with his skinny ass.all in my mind was to finish the job/kill him.i was so enrage and all i think of was revenge,karma and retribution.i even regret the day i met him and be friend with him.

anywayz here's some tips to fight back!!

don't ever back down!! fight!
kick his/her ass until the teacher comes
push.sweep.kick(groin)
if you're scared to fight just report to the disciplinary people they will take care of it
don't let him/her get a chance to hit you
use weapons!! such as brooms,trash cans,books or even board erasers
tell the teacher he/she started it first!
push him/her out of the window
slam him/her on the wall and cupboard
get help from your friends!
drag him to the general office
watch WWE to learn some new fighting skills

anywayz after the fight scene,i still feel like throwing him out of the building.so yeah! we ignored each other and i even stared at him like giving him that kind of evil face look.then i went to the general office to talk all about what happened between him and me,i just don't really understand him.the whole thing started,when we were like talking about his radio website thingy and you know me! im very witty and likes to make fun of everything,unlike some people they make the best out of the situation,which is lame like totally.anywayz we were talking about his radio thingy and he asked me if i could be a dj on his website,which i think is a total LAME,so we had a small talk about it and i asked for high salary,which i think was stupid.i mean it's just a DEAD website with embedded radio application with 2-5 listeners,i mean hell!! what were they thinking?!.anywayz after that he said bad things about me,about why do i post NUDE on my friendster account,which actually im proud of,lol,were friends for about like 1 year and a half now and still doesn't get me,i mean why would he comment bad stuff on my nude photos,and use it against me,if he's a real friend of mine.i thought that he's just jealous that he can't even post a nude photo of him.he can say bad stuff about me but why my nude photos?!.the day after that,the discipline master talked with us and made us friends again,im happy because were friends again,im angry that were friends again.mixed reaction!.after that we went home together and he even showed me my nude photos on his phone,which he told me it supposed to be the evidence,i was like WTH?!.the thing is! he even asked my other friends to get my nude photos for him,thank goodness my other friends are true to me and didn't help him..so anywayz after the whole thing! i still forgave him! i mean this is not the 1st time we fought,we fought like so many times,i mean he's just like that! but i don't wish him to be like that!,so y'all better be careful on choosing your own friends,they might be an angel in front of you but when they're behind you,they might be developing black horns on their heads,anywayz that's all for now! keep on reading............................................seey'all later ;-p

Mirorboy goes to.....

2009-06-25T22:24:00.000-07:00

it was crazy!,we arrived at little India to board our bus,we got confused about the bus numbers,we were like walking like a stray cats and dogs,hell! it was crazy!.i mean i have never been to Genting before! like for real! it was my first time going there!.i never thought that boarding buses in creepy places would be crazy as hell!.anywayz on our way to Kuala Lumpur,the weather us so freaking hot,it's like there a heat waves going around the town but hell no!,the place was like hell!,i never felt my mouth so dry,it was omg!.there's nothing to see but highways and palm plantation and palm plantation some more!.i mean it's like im in some kind of coconut world.after some time i got freaking bored and i started listening to Malaysia's radio stations one of them is 'Fly fm',on the way i couldn't hear anything but static but when we got closer to some town i can hear malay songs,thank god i didn't have culture shock,why?! because im used to it!.after few hours of sitting in the bus,my butt felt so numb it's like theres no more blood running through my ass!,like totally!.anywayz we arrived at Kuala Lumpur ,then we got into mountainous highways,it's like a freaking roller coaster,everybody in the bus was like screaming as hell while they are like so old to scream like that,y'all know what the hell im talking about?!,whatever.then it was raining cats and dogs it was freezing and the environment became foggy and it looks like scary place like you know! silent hill!,i mean like for real!,the surrounding became plain white it's scary!!.the bus was like climbing the mountain for about half an hour and i was so excited to see what's on top i mean 'GENTING'.anywayz here are the photos i took......

photo blogging

anywyaz,when we arrived there,the place is really really freezing i tell you!,it's like there's a huge air conditioner somewhere that cools up the place.then we checked in,ahem! let me tell you! before you get into the rooms and sleep to death,you must first get a ticket number once you see your number flashing on the board,we got '7055',some people are just unlucky,anywayz we waited there and thank god!! there's this lady who has a white husband and 3 mixed children,one looks like an American guy,one looks like a miley cyrus Asian edition and lastly a Chinese kid with blond hair.anywayz this lady came up to us and gave us the ticket number '7015',were really thankful! and happy at the same time!.anywayz later on,we got our cards for the rooms and we got in the hotel,damn! it's was awesome but not as awesome as 'Palazzo Versace'.there are so much stores inside one of them are,Watson,Kenny Rogers,Starbucks,Esprit,Soda,Voir and so much more,like for real!.there are also rides inside the first world plaza,it was crazy,there's the statue of Liberty,Eiffel tower of paris,Oscar 'the golden naked guy',and there's a roller coaster going around the place it was crazy!.anywayz i also went inside the 'Haunted Adventure',it's more like a haunted house,so yeah! i went inside alone,well? not really! i got some company,in front of me were the Chinese guy groupie and behind me was an Indian couple but they doesn't look like one,whatever.anywayz we went inside,honestly i felt kinda bit nervous because i have never ever been to a haunted adventure before,like for real!.anywayz,inside the house is very dark and cold,then when you walk straight you'll see some 3d creepy images,that's why before we go in we must wear our 3d goggles.but the demonic images doesn't scare me at all!,i think it's stupid!,i want real ghost!.anywayz we walked until we reached the corridor filled with large cocoon,it was creepy as hell!.they were like dangling like the ringling brothers,it's sticky and squishy it's disgusting,so! the Chinese groupie in front of me did their job,they crawled like mad people and screaming like they're dying or something,then i followed what they did.then after that,we walked down the stairs and saw some scary mannequins,those things were like so freaking real! then suddenly every mannequin there moved so we run as fast as we can,on the way we saw some werewolves,undead peoples...then we reached the exit,i was so thankful that im still alive.then the next morning is the last day,so we went to the first world cafe to have our last free breakfast,honestly we took some foods and put it inside the containers we brought,i felt so ashamed but it's ok! it's free y'all!.anywayz i really had so much fun in Genting,i want to go there again!,3 days of staying there is not enough! like for real!.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!.........................................seey'all later ;-p

7 ways to annoy a flight attendant

2009-06-11T23:02:00.001-07:00

this is so random! im so random! anywayz i just wanna try new topics on my blog,so random,whatever.anywayz i read news at yahoo.com and i found some interesting stuff which i can post on my blog!,7 ways to annoy a flight attendant,well? i read some of it at yahoo.com and i still have more to add to it,anywayz here's a video i found on youtube,i find it funny and insane...

1. stare at them all the time.
-for me it's kind of irrtating when someone stare at you for a long period of time,i mean i can't stand it!,when i went back to the philippines the flight attendants were like walking like they're doing catwalks or something,so i always stare at they're faces whenever they walk pass,they really walk so fast!,maybe they're sense of urgency is so high!,tsk tsk! never ever take horse tranquilizer whenever you board a plane.

2. eating out-side food in the plane.
-y'all know what i mean!,we all can't resist KFC,mcdonald's,Burger king,whatever you favourite fast food is!.anywayz it's really forbidden for you to bring out-side food in the plane,well? if you're a good hider you can hide your out-side food in your bags,whenever the flight attendant is not around you can munch you food,make your sister/brother your look out for incoming flight attendants.if ever they catch you eating your out-side food,hide it for a while and when the flight attendant flee away,it's time for you to continue eating.im a person who really likes to save money! seriously!,i find foods that they sell in the plane freaking expensive,so i also bring out-side food,like for real!,no kidding!..

3. pressing the flight attendant button.
-i remember,when my brother and i were just small kids boarding in a plane,you know kids! they're insane! they like to touch everything they want to touch,they get everything they want!.they pee anywhere they want!.so yeah! we were kind of ignorant that time because were kids and it's our 1st time boarding a plane so yeah! then we got bored we pressed every button there is on the seats on everywhere!,theres this button which have a figure of a woman dressed in black,i though it's a wench.so pressed it like alot of times! and flight attendants start coming to our seats its crazy!

4. asking unnecessary questions.
-im a very talkative person! like for real! i don't talk to some people because i find them boring!,anywayz i have never ask unnecessary questions to a flight attendant before,i think it's weird! you know! i mean what's the point of asking food for dinner,while it's actually still morning.it's crazy! or asking some stuff like 'do you have a boyfriend' or 'can i sleep with you tonight?' it's like omg!.

5. acting like a child.
-i swear! acting like a freaking child will definitely annoy the hell out of the flight attendant.theres this one time,when i was in the plane with my parents and i saw this old woman well? she doesn't look that old because of her botoxed face and cheap implants,she was like acting so weird! i even thought that she's just fooling the flight attendant but no! she really just act like that!,she was like saying 'where are we going?' to the flight attendant,then the flight attendant was like forcing her smile,well? i know she's irritated because her face was like so red.

6. share some thoughts.
-those freaking flight attendants don't give a rat's ass for your sad drama life,they only give you a good service if they like to give you one.they don't have the time to listen to your whiney-ass story,im sure they'll get irritated if you kept on telling him/her your ass story and follow her to the staff room.if the flight attendant's listening to you,it's time for your to heat up the story and make it more unrealistic,make him/her irrirated!.

7. ignore them.
-now! this time! im sure they'll freaking hate you for doing this!.im not sure if y'all wanna do this but! if you wanna get your ass busted? do this!.anywayz you can do this by talking to the flight attendant and when he/she reply turn away from him/her and walk away.and when they'll ask you for food in the plane,just simply ignore him/her an they'll give you that goat face!,lol.anywayz when i boarded the plane from goldcoast to singapore,there's this red-head guy who looks engrossed with his mp3 player and rolling an imaginary drum,suddenly the flight attendant went to him and asked him to lower the volume of his mp3 player but he ignored the flight attendant and accidentally slapped the flight attendant.that's gotta hurt.

what about myth creatures?!

2009-06-05T20:54:00.000-07:00

when i was i kid,my teacher back in the Philippines gave my a coloring book,yeah i know it's so lame!,but i lied to my teacher and told her 'omg! teacher this is the most amazing gift i ever received in my entire life,like for real!' i sounded kind of childish that time.anywayz my teacher knew that i was lying to her and gave me that trashy dog face,then i told her 'you ain't cute.' then i was like 'did i just said that?! did i just actually said that right in her face?!'.anywayz i took that freaking coloring book myth creatures edition,whatever that edition,i don't care,it's lame!.in the book,some of the creatures like the unicorn was renamed,they called it the white pony,sounds weird,also the mermaid is also renamed and they called it 'milkmaid helga',i was like 'ok?! oh where was i?'.anywayz i didn't finished coloring it because i thought that it's too boring,it's too lame,it's too crappy,and the book cover was like multi-colored,it looks sickening!,a white pony oh! sorry! i mean unircorn photo which looks like it's about to kill the mermaid or something,for short it's ugly!.anywayz it's been a while since i read about myth creatures,im not saying they're lame like my friend back in the Philippines,she used to poke her nostrils with two finger and pull out a big booger out of ther nose,that disgusting totally!.anywayz what about myth creature? well? all i know that they don't exist in modern age,they don't eat salad,they're broke because they don't have a permanent place to stay it's like everyday they have to bust they're ass just to find a freaking shack,they are human-phobic creatures they hate us like alot!,they are camera-phobic creatures it's like they're so afraid of the paparazzis,they are Catoptrophobic they are afraid of mirrors because they are scared of themselves i know! it's weird they are scaring the hell out of themselves when they look in the mirror.anywayz here are some photos of myth creatures.......

anywayz,i find some of them kind of cool,but at the same time scary,i mean! wouldn't it be great if there are crazy maniac myth creatures wandering around the cities,maybe not!.anywayz just look at their appearances,which kind of reminds me of someone at school,whatever,i didn't know myth creatures like him still exists today.anywayz some voyagers thought that they saw this bird like woman while they sail across the seas,well? some people think that they're crazy or just fantasising girls or lack of sex.yeah! thats funny!,whatever.anywayz in the Philippines we all have insane sorts of myth creatures like fairys,spirits and mermaids.well? back in the Philippines i live in a crazy province state place called 'san felipe' and if you think it's quiet and peaceful there,you're wrong!.we've got motorcycles roaming around the town every night which makes alot of noise and wake up people,dogs barking,singing drunk people walking along the streets,neighbours quarelling,cats making love on the roof,but apart from those kind of things,i really love that place like alot!.anywayz there in san felipe we also have myth creatures but as far as i know,i only know one! and it's the mermaid who is living under the haunted bridge of sanfelipe,but anywayz nobody has seen her like for real!.i just wish i could see one!,lol.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading.............................................seeya later ;-p

list of my current,aim,former phones

2009-05-23T18:05:00.000-07:00

that's what almost every teen here in Singapore say,well? im not saying that they're spoiled brats,well? i also say it,but not every time.ok! i mean it's normal for us teens to say it! but it's not normal when you say it all the time you know what i mean??,because hanphones now a days are getting nicer and nicer,so every year we have new sets of hand phone models from each hand phone brand.you know how crazy it is!.it's like i just bought my new hand phone,then there comes a new phone which attracts me alot like for real!.uh! why are they like this!,it's like they're joking us!.anywayz i know some of us teens likes to save up money to buy what we want,well? for me? im going to work during this holiday,so that i can earn money and buy stuff with my hard earn money,i just hate kids you know! kids that is so old that they cash out money from they're parents,while they know that there is a economic downturn.but! i cannot blame them! i mean they're rich! rich vanilla kids! y'all know what i mean!. uh! can some cats teach those kids a lesson!.anywayz sometimes saving up money for us teens is crucial,sometimes we don't eat during recess just to save up money! and they think it's ok! well? base on what i have learned from my Home economics class,teens like me should eat more because were growing!,it doesn't mean that you're fat you're useless and you should not eat more because you think that you got starch stored in your body,no!,were not plants were humans!.anywayz some kids that are really really spoiled brats and always wanted to have the latest gadets all the time,they argue with they're parents,fight with they're siblings,kill they're pets,and it will go on and on until they become depressed and it may lead to suicide!.uh! that's horrible!.well? i have the tips just for y'all guys before you buy hand phones that are freaking expensive!.

tips

set you're budget

research about the phone on the internet

see if the phone got what you need

check if it got features you want

buy at network carrier shops

check if it is brand new/quality

look out for warranty

check if theres any hidden cost

check if the accessories are included

decide wether you like it or not!

anywayz here are my list of phone that i have used for the past few years,an my current phone which i am using right now,and phones that im aiming to have or should i say 'I WANT IT',lol.anywayz i don't have a part-time job yet! so that means i still don't have my own money to buy my own stuff but anywayz life is like that it's like a pie,sometimes you don't know what's in side,you'll wait to surprise yourself,but literally the only way to find out what's inside is to eat it,which means in real life 'don't expect something that is good'.sometimes it's cherry,sometimes it's broccoli,you don't know!.anywayz enough about preaching here are the phones..........

my first ever handphone! the nokia 3310

my 2nd handphone the nokia 3650!

my 14th bday present from my parents the sony ericsson z610i

my 15th bday present the sidekick 2!

my 16th bday present the LG cookie kp500

and now! im now! aiming for this freaking phone that i really really love! it came out in 2008,i know it's late but who cares! it's a good phone! and i just knew that it's perfect for me because i txt very very super duper fast! and touch screen phone sucks! for me! they so slow! i like it more with the qwerty keypad! anywayz without further ado here's my dream phone *drum rollings*

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the sidekick 2008!

anywayz for y'all guys who like this also,too bad for y'all because it can only be bought through ebay,and for y'all guys who got ebay whoooo! you go go go! click that buy button!.anywayz as i said it's normal for us guys to say 'I WANT IT' but not too often please!,bare in mind if you think you're family is suffering financially i think it's time for you to stand up and help them by getting a part-time job and saving up money.those fancy things,we can't bring along those stuff when we die,so treasure your family because in the end they are the ones who can help you and they are the only treasure you have.

anywayz! exams are over! totally! and school is over! and whooooooooooooooo! it's summer people! whoo! it's now our turn to have fun!.kids back in the Philippines are now going back to school 'so sad*' but anywayz what are y'all readers gonna do this summer? sun tan? ewww! go blonde?? yeah! have fun?? duh! bust your ass?? well?? probably? no!.anywayz! as y'all know that my bday is so freaking over,and im officially 16 whooo! i can watch those freaking N16 movies here in Singapore whoooooooooooooo! im so freaking excited! haahah!.anywayz for y'all guys who wished me! thank you very much so so so much!.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading.............................................seeya later ;-p

omg! exams are over!!!

2009-05-19T05:01:00.000-07:00

Whooooo! hey'all!.Y'all don't know how happy i am right now!.some of y'all might probably know this! but im gonna say this thing to the whole wide world!.exams are so totally freaking over! like omg! im so freaking excited i mean it's holidays! whoohoooo!.i mean come on! all of you holiday haters! i mean it's like we only have holidays for about 2 days,that's is so freaking weird,maybe because of additional classes?? or you know! holiday homeworks and stuff,i mean it makes the holidays shorter and shorter and shorter!,y'all know what im talking about!.anywayz but cheer up y'all! because it's holidays!!!.i don't care even if it's 2 weeks only,all i care is that we can have time to rest and stress out!,well? for me? im not the kind of person who only go for a walk once a decade,never ever exercise,sleep forever,everyday sit on potato couches,no! i mean seriously?!.well? im going to have part-time job! whooo! i mean! it's really really lonely when you stay at home,doing nothing,staring emotionally outside,eating mashed potatoes,enough about potatoes!,having weird fantasies,playing certain games such as (sims 2).sims 2 is a great game! but i find it quite queer!,it's like you're controlling the sim's life which is the main point of playing that game,but! i mean? are you that lonely that you want to play others lives,anywayz for short it's a great games after all!.anywayz during exams i was really really so unprepared like for real!.2 weeks before the exams,i was studying geography and i asked myself 'when will i study for my exams???',then i said tomorrow!.then the next day i was studying history i asked myself the same question and again 'tomorrow' and it goes on and on and on and on and on,like non-stop!.it's like im joking myself for the rest of my life.can you believe it?! you can actually? joke yourself,whatever.so yeah! but 1 week later before the exams,i was totally fine not scared!,but then it just went into my mind that i haven't study for my exams,so! when i went back home,y'all know what i did???? correct! i updated my facebook status saying that 'gerryl floyd is nervous about the exams'.y'all thought that i will write 'i study for my exams',lol.anywayz during the exam................

english: it was ok...

geography: it was fine...

history: im confident here!!

maths: same as those other maths paper,ok! fine! it was tough! happy?!

science: well.....well.....well....im stuck!

literature: omg! i forgot to study for my literature!!!

mother tongue: i was bored to take the exam,(i don't have any).

arts: omg! i blew it! it's over!

omg! as y'all can see from above,i did pretty ok for everything except arts,i mean i don't know what came up to me! i mean arts is so easy and i blew it up! like omg!.i was ready this morning to take my arts exam,i was fully prepared and got all the important things for the exam,i mean this is not the first time im taking arts exam.all the things were the same as last year,but except that last year im using coloured pencil for my art work,which is really tough to do specially when your hands are sweaty and takes a lot of time,this year im using paint for my arts exam,which is my first time doing an artwork finished up with paints.i told myself this morning to calm myself and think positive.then i finished the design and it was time to put some life to it,ok! i'll be honest to y'all! im not excited to use the paints that time because i knew from the start i'll totally blew it,i mean there's no choice,so i used it and by the time i reached an hour and a half which is 30 more minutes until the exam finishes,i coloured half of the artwork,i so paniced that time!,i don't even know what to do!,i was like staring at those people beside me like they killed someone.so i decided to paint the other section with one colour than colouring it with many freaking colours,so! i coloured it and destroyed my design! it was my first time sacrificing my art work just to make it up on time.anywayz since exams are over,im really having a good time like freaking really!,but apart from that i got my results an y'all know what it's unexpected like you know!.anywayz here's my results.

THE RESULTS

ENGLISH: 46/70 fine......
GEOGRAPHY: 56.5/70 0.5 more i should be one of the highest uh!
HISTORY: 77/100 whoa! this is so unexpected
MATHS:
SCIENCE: 70/100 omg! this is really unexpected!
LITERATURE: 29/50 ok! ok!
MOTHER TONGUE: NA
ARTS: 50/100 omg! after all that! i still passed it!

whooo! yeah! can i just say once again?? exams are freaking over whooooooooo! im so freaking happy! anywayz as for my holidays im going to have part time job and like work for about like 9-10 hours a day.i mean i want to earn much money so that i can buy what i want,anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!....................................................seeya later ;-p

omg! exams are coming!!!

2009-04-23T07:00:00.000-07:00

hey'all! exams are coming!!!,some of us might freaked our ass out and some are so freaking confident.well? me? im not that freaked out,even though exams are 2 weeks from now,i mean i have to pull myself together!,i mean i don't want to poop while taking my exams,like for real!,i mean! i can't take exams without studying,i just really don't want to be blanked out while doing the exam!.y'all know what im talking about!.ok! im a honest person! i don't cheat ok! i don't! that's one of the things i don't do while doing exams.i remember when i was back in the Philippines and i was taking my grade 4 exam,my classmate who was next to me while doing the exam ask me what's the answer for question 5,then i was like 'why don't you find it you're self',well? i sound kind of like an 'anti-social' but im not,i just don't give rats ass.i don't feel guilty because i know what she's doing is wrong! and there's consequences in every action you do,whatever.anywayz have y'all readers study??? anyone??? no one!.yeah! i also haven't started but im starting later!,have you ever experience blacking out during exams?,you know! all the things you study for the exam you forgot!,yeah! i know! that's another thing i don't want to happen during examinations!,just make sure you write everything you have to know on a piece of paper so that you can cheat,just kidding! of course you can't cheat! anywayz few more days and it's exams whoo! im so nervous right now! i mean i must practice more about simultaneous equations,uh! it gives me freaking headaches!!!! anywayz please watch this video.........

whooo! yeah! we watch this kind of video during English and i find it cool and funny,i mean they're so cute and cuddly but the violent content on the video suits them,lol i mean when i first watch they're videos,i mean i can't stop laughing!,it's like LMAO yeah!,whatever.anywayz at that same day i was very very stressed so yeah! it's like helps you to stress-out,y'all know what im talking about!.anywayz there's this flu going around the world and all i know about it is that it's name is 'SWINE FLU' and it's freaky because it originates from Mexico if im not wrong.anywayz i don't really know if it's deadly but i know that it's contagious,i have seen people wearing mask! that tells me how contagious it is,i mean it's weird!.anywayz i just hope that the number of victims won't go high and i hope that i won't be affected by it!,stay safe people!.anywayz another subject!!! my sim card is asking for 'PUK CODE' and i don't know what the hell it means! i mean! i heard about this PUK thingy back in the Philippines but i seriously don't know what it is!,so yeah! then i went to a hello shop in Causewaypoint and hoping that my sim card will be back as normal but when the lady from the hello shop said that i can't use my sim card anymore it's like! like! ruined the whole world! so yeah! i don't have your number and i changed my number so here it is!!!! 96121248 yeah! just dial this number and save it in your phone!.

anywayz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tomorrow's May 1st and it's Labour day!!! whooo! which means!!!!! no school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woooohoooooooo! and i must freaking study!!! study study! i mean exams are coming!!!! uh! omg! i just wish i can pass,well? ok! more than pass my exams!.lol!,so yeah! anywayz! that's all for now,keep o reading!..........................................seey'all later ;-p

RE: selling frogs at markets

2009-04-12T02:52:00.000-07:00

hey'all readers! i know y'all might have heard or know about this thing from the internet,newspapers or from you're talkative neighbor.i mean supermarkets even wet markets t are now selling live animals such as frogs,turtles and much more!.omg! so yeah! i got shocked yesterday,because it's the day i first saw people selling live frogs in markets,well? i have ate frogs before,ofcourse cooked ones,not live ones!.what do you think of me? mary had a little lamb?!.anywayz yeah! and they tastes good as any other meats out there!.well? i haven't tried human meat before and i will not eat such things because im not cannibal!!! take note*.so yeah! y'all know those kind of cannibalism and stuff?! i mean are they seriously true or fiction?!,because as far as i know people don't eat themselves,whatever.anywayz i'll try to search on that topic next time,but for now! where was i?! oh yeah! frogs! yesterday! my mom and i went to the wet market yesterday to buy tissue papers,because were running out of tissue papers! y'all know what they are use for right?! and it's holy week so some shops are closed.so yeah! we went there and saw frogs leaping inside a box,i find it quite entertaining!,you know! staring at those innocent fat frogs jumping for their lives.anywayz we bought some of them and two guys started hammering those poor frogs and slicing their heads apart from their puny body,i stared closely at the guy whose chopping the frogs head and suddenly while doing the chopping,blood squirted from the frog's neck and it landed on his face,the worst part is! you know?! omg! it's super disgusting! like totally!,he wiped it with his fingers and quickly put into his mouth and enjoyed the succulent taste of frog's blood.so yeah! i was like ewwwwwwwwwwww when i saw him doing it but when the other guy told me he does it all the times,the scene became boring as those dead bodies of those frogs,well? some people are just plain nasty and i don't judge them! because they're crazy that's all.

To eat: to eat because they tastes the same as any other meat in the supermarket,it's cheaper than chicken meat!,were eating frogs because they're over populating,it's easy to cook,no recipes just you and the frog!,they are healthier choice than pork!,frog's meat is an alternative of chicken meat!,frog's meat are tender,to save up money during times like having economic downturn,to experience eating exotic animals.

Not to eat: not to eat because some frogs are poisonous and we don't want to have people dying every day,you're lowering yourself,it's unhygienic,it might be cheap but is it scientifically proven that is it good for us?,frogs eat insects and when we eat frogs it's like were eating both of them,it's a predative animal it's not food!,vegetables and fruits are still healthier choice than frog's meat,frogs are dirty! inside and out!,let them live!.

comment! comment! comment! hmmmm????.i still don't have a hanphone! uh! im thinking to buy a new hanphone! and i want it to be touch screen.well? im thinking of buying 'LG COOKIE' you know that freaking phone?!.anywayz last week i got no gadgets nor technology and stuff whatever y'all call that!.yeah! i know! im so freaking tech-less but hey! y'all! i got my laptop back! yeah! whatever,anywayz im gonna work at a restaurant(must find out yourselves) i won't name the restaurant but it sells sushi! yeah! im gonna work there for this june holidays! whooo! im gonna earn money and buy my self a new laptop and everything i want! i mean it's so tiring being at your parent radar,you know!.you buy things using their money and you have to work for it! like omg!.so yeah! anywayz i hope next week will be fine for me like omg! yeah! anywayz here's the video of our performance during speech day.....................sorry* my mom didn't took the real performance!!!,so yeah! that's all for now,keep on reading!........................seey'all later! ;-p

(see me now!!!)

sorrounded by brainiacs

2009-03-22T03:57:00.000-07:00

hey'all! readers! anywayz i have uploaded funny videos on my youtube channel pls check it out!,i guarantee it's freaking funny,like for real.anywayz since im gonna start vlogging next month,im not so freaking sure if i can cope with this kind of things on my head,y'all know what im talking about right?!,ofcourse y'all don't know!.uh! it's because im still a student,a good one but since i started consuming my time here using my computer my grades came crashing down y'all!!,like for real!.this is a crisis people!.anywayz i really have to back it up if not i can be a whiner like those other guys who don't want to study,well? im not kind of like them,like seriously,well? i take my studies very seriously and it's just sometimes i get alot of time on my computer than studying,you know?!.anywayz i really have to study no matter what!.just to prove to all my tormentors that im not a whiner! im a winner,i mean it's just really hard for me a normal teenager to live up to the expectations,y'all know those kind of silly things!.honestly,im just an average student,i don't fail on my exams nor get an a+ on my exams,you know!.im just kind of in the middle,i mean i already had this thing on my mind so many times,i study so hard,so hard,so hard,but my marks are still the same,i don't know!,i think im a little bit caught in the middle,like omg!,i don't even know what im saying now!,im going crazy!,insanity is taking over my soul!,uh!.anywayz term 1 is so freaking over and term 2 is about to start tomorrow,yeah! tomorrow's! Monday! omg! i so totally hate monday! omg! over my dead body! did i tell you guys that i so hate monday's?!,ummm yeah! i think!..anwyayz just watch this video that i uploaded on youtube.....

whoooooo! yeah! that was freaking great! i mean! our acting is not that good yet! anywayz i will upload more funny videos in the future!.so yeah! anywayz please don't hate us cause i hate haters! like so much! learn to love y'all!.anywayz another Sunday has ended and im freaking stuck here in the computer blogging some stuff and i don't know what to write.anywayz im so freaking exhausted last week that was the most tiring week i ever experienced yet.anywayz a little bit flash back of term 1,well? that freaking term is so totally dramatic,like totally!.i fought with other people,my friend went back to the Philippines,i met new filipinos students in North Brooks,uh! so dramatic that i can't remember some of them,like for real!.well? sucks for that term! anwyayz new term is coming! and i so totally hope that it's gonna be a fine term and a good one for me and i hope in that term karma will stay away from me!,i am so freaking tired of karma!,i got a lot of bad karma in term 1 i tell you! and i suffered,i mean thank god im still so alive right now!. well? im so freaking alone at school in the mean time but i hope there's this someone will come to my life and brighten it up,like y'all know what im saying!,yeah! a new BFF!! yeah! and y'all can register by sending you're name and your website (must have!) via email and send it to (stratusfaction_0000@yahoo.com.sg) everyone is qualified but only one will be the winner!

uh! hey'all! anywayz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah! tomorrow's monday and it sucks! cuz! im gonna wake up in the morning again do my daily routine! y'all know all that stuff!.anywayz just to make it clear to y'all people im still alive! im not dead! cuz some of y'all are like spreading rumors about me being killed by a psycho fat cat,anywayz im so freaking jealous! i mean it's summer in the Philippines right now! and here in Singapore were still studying! uh! life! anywayz im planning stuff for this summer and im still not sure what to do this summer anywayz my birthday is coming y'all!,so yeah! that's all for now,keep on reading!........................seey'all later! ;-p

can't get enough sleep

2009-02-28T17:53:00.000-08:00

hey'all readers! im back with my new post! and uh! another Saturday has ended,i mean omg! it's so freaking fast!.then the next next day will be monday again!,y'all know what?! i hate mondays! like totally! i don't know! i just hate it!,because i have to wake up early again,do some stuff that is so totally not so amusing,what?! how about the other days? tuesday....wednesday...etc??.well? tuesday we have home economics,that means were gonna cook something!,whooo!,so i won't consider tueday's a bummer.wednesday?! uhmm? well? ok! it's a drab day!.why? because i don't know what to say about it,whatever.anywayz it's omg! it's 1st March!,like omg! i thought it still February,so yeah! another month has ended what a dashing month!.anywayz the clouds are dark and it's raining cats and dogs since last week and there's nothing to do at home but to stare outside watching some wet people running through the rain looking for shelter,i find it quite entertaining though.y'all know what?! honestly! i have been watching this show called Spongebob pest of the west like for hours,i mean it's so funny how that yellow sponge make teenagers also senior citizens! laugh until they poop and pee on their pants,it's wonderful.anywayz about the topic,yeah! sleep! i have been living a sleepless life since last week and i know some of y'all are like this!.you know! waking up early in the morning,doing late night homework or not doing it,going to school,dull discussion.im not saying all of this things are bad but we have to take some time for us to relax so that we can do all that stuff,i mean we don't want to be so pressured and stress that we want to do some stuff in the orphanages.anywayz theres this good friend of mine,everytime we meet up he always say this phrase to me "if school wasn't compulsory,i won't be going to school today",it's like he's been telling me this for ages and i don't blame him,because he's a vanilla kid,y'all know those vanilla kids! nothing special,whatever,anywayz watch this video.......

why are y'all asking me?! it's not my freaking problem ok!,im just kidding!.anywayz so yeah! to stay alive and sane we have to do our stuff before we can't get enough sleep and insanity take over us.we don't want to be smelly zombies right?!,well? if you want to,then so be it!.anwyayz for y'all guys who don't want to be smelly zombies,here are the tips.

take a ten-minute break
say that four letter word when you're pissed
drink cold water atleast 30 times a day
close your eyes and don't open it until morning
put ice in your nostril
bring pillows at school,you know what they are for!
insult your friends,to make you feel better
squeeze lemon on your eyes
take 5-10 sleeping pills a day
do some exercises,like eating double cheese burger
play computer than doing homework
bury your teacher alive
use cutter to do some art
buy a pet,don't abuse them!

anywayz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tomorrow's monday again!,uh i hate monday's.do the same thing same routine,like y'all know those stuff! anywayz i hope tomorrow's not gonna rain,i hope!,keep my fingers cross.so yeah! don't forget to bring your umbrella people wherever you go!.y'all don'twant to run through the rain finding shelter like a wet fat haggard cat.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!.........................................seey'all later ;-p

Friday the 13th

2009-02-13T00:31:00.000-08:00

hey'all!!! it's friday the 13th!!! and there's alot of things going on like you know! anywayz this past few days i was busy so busy,like for real!.like i made a video about my friends and they liked it alot!,doing homework at late nights,accepting friendster comments,updating my facebook,making friends and enemies at school.anywayz speaking of enemies,have y'all readers made enemies at school or at work?! like me?.so yeah! anywayz the story began during after class,my good friend from a certain club in my school told me that some of the members there were talking bad things about me,y'all know who you are!,i was like WTH?!.like omg! am i that freaking famous?! i mean i don't even know them!.but still,they freaking know me!, like for real!.y'all know that im a gossiper at school right? right?!,if y'all don't know! yes! i am a gossiper and i like it!,i like to gossip some stuff that are freaking true issues about someones life,like seriously!.some stuff i gossip aren't that real!,lol,i made up some gossips and make people believe in it,hey! don't blame me! you believe in it,sucker!.anywayz call me a gossiper,rumormonger,scandalmonger,talebearer,taleteller or a freaking whisperer,i don't care! because im just living my life! and if you piss me off like totally?! if last time i do it with you,this time i'll do it to you! ;-p.anywayz back to those people who are jealous of me oh! sorry! i mean to those freaking haters of mine,like omg! that's true! there's a saying 'every celebrity has its own haters'.so yeah! anywayz im warning y'all haters,if you wanna say bad things about me! don't hide it! say it to me face to face,so that i can bitch slap y'all!.

anywayz let's go back to the topic!,so yeah! Friday the 13th!,i mean i don't know what to expect!,y'all know what i mean?!.anywayz
some people say it's good luck some say it's bad luck,i think they'all say it's bad luck because it's 13.like omg! i don't know all about numbers and all of those stuff but anywayz aside from numbers and pooping pigeons in the skies,well? for me! i think it's bad luck! well? i don't know! i just thought that it's bad luck!,no! it's not about psycho people who are addicted to horse tranquilizer or crazy fishes abusing drugs no!,it's just that every year during Friday the 13th all i get is bad luck,like for real!.ok here goes the story.......i wake up early today,thinking that today is gonna be like a normal day but it wasn't!.i woke up and i just realized that i didn't finish my literature homework,that sucks!.then i travelled by Mrt train to reach the bus terminal,so yeah when i was in the train.suddenly,someone farted! like for real! it was so loud and smelly too!,it smell like rotten dead rat ass,like seriously!.then everybody stared at me like i killed someone or im the one who farted.then during assembly the pimple on my chin,suddenly exploded! so i have to cover the continous oozing blood out of my chin with tissue,thanks god nobody seen it!. then during recess went to canteen,bought milo with pearl and tasteless fish burger,so i spread alot of mayonnaise in it.so yeah! after i ate it,my friends were like laughing at me and i just found out that i got mayonnaise spread all over my face,seriously! it's so embarrassing.then during class,my nose became so itchy,so i have to scratch it,like totally!.then after that i achooed everywhere!.then after school i saw my good friend 'shenead' then she gave me a ferrero rocher,so i ate it all the way to the bus stop.then my another good friend 'adrienne' told me that i got brownish teeth,then i knew that chocolate i ate got stuck on my teeth,uh! come on! is there something good will happen today?!,like for real!.so yeah! that's the whole story,anywayz watch this video i found on youtube...........

yeah,whatever.anywayz there's this movie called 'Friday the 13th' and it's a horror movie,well? im planning to watch it since it's quite nice,y'all know those kind of stuff!.anywayz there's this psychopathic guy named 'jason voorhees' yeah! he's that maniac killer,who kills everyone who gets in his way and who wears that lame hockey mask.well? im just wandering,why the hell those freaking movie makers made alot of movie that is related and named after 'Friday the 13th' with a killer who wears hockey mask named 'jason'.after so many series of 'Friday the 13th' and that freaking psycho is still alive,like omg!.i mean it's just wasting money right!,it's like watching the same movie all over again!,it's all about killing and murder and a psycho named 'jason' who wears a weird mask.please! kill jason voorhees......

comment! comment! comment! uh! so sad today!.today is just a bad day! i hope tomorrow will be a fine and normal day for me!,like for real!.omg! total defence day is coming and im so frustrated like totally!.omg! i have to wear my red cross full uniform,well? i have to do it wether i want it or not,i cannot do anything about it,so yeah! anywayz days are coming too fast and i need to study hard! omg! omg! omg! like omg! must study!.but i don't want to be pressured and stressed*

do you believe in....

2009-01-21T03:35:00.001-08:00

hey'all! readers! it's been awhile since i blog my last post,i really missed Philippines alot,like seriously!.anywayz as y'all know that it's like im not blogging for about 3 weeks now,that's a big problem!.anywayz it's because there's so much drama in my life right now! like some of them is my school life,it's quite confusing sometimes when all things mixed up in your head and you cannot think and focus,y'all know what im talking about!.then my grandmother died recently,i don't exactly know what happend,but i hope she's ok up there,somewhere out there over the rainbow.then my friend 'adrienne',y'all know who she is! and she's going back to the Philippines for good and she's gonna live there for a long long time.then i always thinks about my future,like omg! why the hell am i thinking about my future! i mean that is so totally weird!.you know! i just wanna live my life like we all do! and live my teen life to the fullest,being a teenager is once in a life time.anywayz let's talk about the weather here in Singapore!,so yeah! here in Singapore right now is so totally freaking hot! like really!,it's making me feel like it's boring outside and inside the school,y'all know what i mean?!.anywayz i hope it rains,like for good! i can't stand the heat! it's like having a sun tan! but im already tan! i'll be more tanner than ever! like ewwww! i don't wanna have skin cancer!.anywayz readers! we must stay alive! even it gets hotter and hotter or even the sun comes to earth,whatever.we must stay hydrated everyday! so y'all better bring water bottles wherever y'all go!.yeah i know! it feels so lame to bring water bottle with you but in order to stay alive,well? if i were y'all i'll bring it wherever i go!.anywayz enough about crazy weather talks! let's more on to my topic of the day.......

this picture was taken during 'teacher's day'? i think so?.anywayz like omg! can y'all see what i see?! there's a freaking black object behind me!,it's so freaking scary!.first thought i thought it was just a black sheet of paper but when i look closely it turns out to be..........be.......a........a....ghost!
can you see it's face and it's nose and its feet?! oh! it doesn't shows there.anywayz it's freaky right! like omg! im so scared right now!,like totally!.i was eating noodles back then when i felt something cold behind my back and i thought that was just the wind.anywayz there's something left in my lips and i think that's what im eating,like for real!.anywayz here's another photo....

another one! but this time! it's white in colour!,i didn't know that ghosts can change color like chameleons,yeah! they're ghosts they can do whatever they like.anywayz here's my photo holding a folder which contains my flight details,it's before i went to the Philippines.anwyayz its creepy like the first one! even though it's white in color and it looks like he's in pain or something.that time? well? i didn't felt anything like cold wind,burns or heat,nothing!.it's just normal!,but when the time i found out that this object beside me that looks in pain is a ghost! and that was totally freaky!.anywayz i remember the time when my family and i were still living on the 7th floor,i always look at the mirror inside the master's bedroom toilet.every time i wash my face there i always get this feeling like there's something or someone wanna choke me to death or kill me inside the toilet,but i wasn't that scared back then so yeah!.anywayz while washing my face,i collect water from the faucet to my hand and splash it onto my face then after that i dry my face up and my hands while my eyes closed then i suddenly felt something's touching me,something that is so unfamiliar,so when i open my eyes,it was just my teddy bear looking at me angrily while holding a knife on his other hand.anywayz that was just a joke! so yeah! here's a video for y'all!

anywayz,that was kind of? funny and scary at the same time!.so yeah! anywayz i had some weird feelings that there are some ghosts around me.like? when i was taking a bath and suddenly my shampoo fell onto my head,that hurts alot!,like seriously!.then when i was sleeping it felt like there's someone dragging me to the elevator,well? he only took me to the living room.then when i was looking at myself i.......i......i...saw.........myself!.anywayz about the topic! yes! i do believe in ghosts! i just hope that they don't touch me and my stuff or they'll get it from me!,well? it's based on your beliefs ofcourse!.wether there are some ghosts around us or not people around the world still read my blog! whooo! thanks you guys!

anywayz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! today! i didn't went to school,because my muscles hurts alot like seriously!.anywayz cross-country is coming! and im so freaking excited! whooo! like seriously! im gonna run in this event again!.last year i didn't get manage to get a medal,but this year! i wanna get a medal for myself! i want! i want!,i don't care how far i will run! i only want a medal! i will run my ass off that yishun park! no matter how much it takes!.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!...............................................................see y'all later ;-p

my vacation diary

2009-01-02T00:49:00.000-08:00

week 1

Hi it's like hey'all
im here in the Philippines now,yeah! i know it's like i won $1000000 and it's kinda boring because it's so hot in here and it's 12:25 am.ok firstly when im still there in Singapore during our flight,i was really freaking enthusiastic and nervous at the same time.then this nerdy lady who work for tiger airways and she even wears that 1940's old fashion look sunglass told us that were too young to travel,like she's saying that we cannot go back to the Philippines.luckily,there's a lady who looks like 50 yrs old and she looks like she have that kind of attitude like mine,whatever.anywayz we asked her to like sponsor us more like to be with us during the flight.then she said 'yes',i mean there's no option for her it's like were cornering her,lol.anywayz skipping the weirdo encounters and those freaking moment,all i had in my mind that time was eating inside the plane,yeah! i know it's like 'that omg! that gerryl shameless.like whatever,so yeah!it's really boring up there,nothing to do but to stare at one another and stare at the window even though there's nothing to see but the annoying white clouds that blocks your window,i mean how weird is that?!.fortunately,that lady who accompanied us is very funny,you know! it's like she's laughing and were not,then she's making a joke but none of us laugh,she forced herself to laugh but we didn't laugh,i kinda feel sad for all those kind of people.anywayz she's very nice though she even moved to the front seat just in front of us,which they called 'the very prestigious seats in tiger airways planes',it's because you have to pay to get that freaking seat.anywayz she even treated us some soup and she even gave us her leftover peanuts,yeah! i know she's very nice! she even deserves the nobel price award or it's noble price award,confusing!,sorry im not into politics.anywayz when we arrived here in the Philippines,on the way home,we saw an accident where there's a crushed van and there's a lot of police officers and all those arritating flashing lights that can blind you to death,anywayz when we arrived home,i went to bed and lights off.the next morning i was like giving presents to all my relatives here,im like a morning santa claus here,lol.suddenly,i just found out that my Gatsby hair wax isn't in my bag.yeah i know! that sucks! so i guess i have to put candle wax on my hair.anywayz today i went to the wet market and bought some stuff to eat and cook for the rest of the day,thnx god i bought some coke,it's part of my secondary needs,lol.so yeah! i wonder where can i get Gatsby hair wax here,oh yeah! i remembered! this is a province area,uh! god!.im like an outcast that came from mars.

week 2

wheee! omg! im still alive! anywayz i noticed that everytime i go out it's like im some kind of creature that lives 1000000 years ago.anywayz what i meant is that all people i walk pass by always stare at me,for real!.i mean it's so freaking weird,it's like i killed a fat cat,whatever.so yeah! i don't really know what's they're problem,maybe they just stare at me because im tall or something like that kind of stuff.anywayz it's really getting hot in here,it's like 2,500 degrees,damn! im in hell!.so yeah! luckily! there are some guys and psychos walking around this town selling some 'ok' quality ice creams,y'all know what?! their ice creams are damn good!.it's like those mean people who make ice creams put something like drugs into the ice creams,for short their ice creams are addictive,whatever.so yeah! another thing that bothers me here is that all those pesky fat mosquitos that kept bitting me for hours and hours non-stop,like freaking really!.i just wish that i don't get dengue and i hope those freaking mosquitos stay away from me or else!,i will use flamethrower and barbeque them all!.

week 3

wooh! few more weeks! my parents will be here in the Philippines!,can't wait!.anywayz i know y'all know that we often experience blackout or should i say brownout here in the Philippines,yeah! amazing!.blackout/brownout whatever you call it,it means there's no electricity,i know it's so sad,but! it only takes minutes.anywayz if it's stormy days,well? i guess you'll experience it very often and it takes hours to restore your electricity power.isn't it incredible?!.anywayz i hope that freaking storm called 'dolphin' won't cause any trouble here in my town.anywayz here in my town,sometimes it's hot,sometimes it's hotter,sometimes it's freaking hot!,sometimes it's cold,sometimes it's chilly,sometimes it's freezing!.wow! what a language!.so yeah! maybe that's the effect of global warming.so readers! let's help to clean our environment! if your environment is clean,just pretend that you're cleaning it.'save our children,save our world,save our future!'.whatever! enough about zombies!.anywayz speaking of zombies,i think there are some zombies walking around here in my town,yeah! i know! it's freaking scary! they wear slippers,they wear t-shirts just like us!,they walk like their legs were amputated by a psycho doctor.what am i saying?! ofcourse! they're just those drunken go go dancers who work 24 hours a day.anywayz another thing is! my aunt told me that when a dog bark at a certain position in the dead of the night is a scary sign.you know why it's scary? you know why? you wanna know why? hmmmm? that freaking dog is pointing he's mouth to a ghost who recently died,maybe they just want to walk around before they pass through the light,uhh! too much starwars!.another scary thing is that when were sleeping we heard a woman talking and we could'nt understand what the hell she's talking about!.she's like speaking in a different language it's like 'spanish' if im not wrong.hey! i don't study chemistry!,whatever.anywayz i always watch tv nowadays than going out to kill someone,becuase it's getting boring,i like to watch those tv shows here in the Philippines,it's because they're damn good!.but! there's a butt! while watching those addictive drama series for about 5 minutes,then the commercial ads that keeps showing over and over again for about 10 minutes will show.one commercial that bothers me is that clear shampoo ad,it's freaking annoying because it contains that irritating sound,you know what i mean?!.you know! that guitar sound and that hiphop beat doesn't get along.then on that ad,nicole,that pussy girl,what? oh pussy lady?,from the pussycatdolls is really gorgeous!,but! there's a butt! she's in all black,it's too blend!,it's like she's a witch!.i mean she's like dancing in a weird manner then she said 'clear makes my hair soft and beautiful'then she said 'my name is nicole' narrator 'are you convinced?' nicole 'i am'.it's like 'i am a robot!,and i do whatever y'all say.anywayz she's great!.

week 4

omg! it's week 4!,anywayz my parents will be here tomorrow and im so freaking excited,like seriously!.anywayz 2 more days its Christmas! can y'all believe it! it's like omg! it's really getting cold here,like for real!.the wind is so cold that it's like -2 degrees.yeah! i know! even my contacts are getting frozen.so yeah! anywayz! during december,we filipinos go to church and participates in a night mass which we called 'simbang gabi',where you have to wake up at 3 am in the morning and go to church.why? well? i don't really know! well? it's just part of our culture and it's because we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.anywayz it's still 2 days before Christmas and im hearing fire crackers exploding outside.im just scared that our houses might get burn,y'all know that kind of stuff!.i only want to buy those nice firecrackers that explodes in the sky and makes a nice glimmering scene,unlike those stuff which we called 'bintilador/5 star' that explodes like your in a some kind of war.i mean it's like a bomb,like freaking really!.it can destroy your house!.for example,you hate someone,you can just demolish his house by throwing a '5 star'.yeah! i know! it's great! yeah! i'll try it next time!.anywayz last last week,my grandma was hospitalized.here's how it all started......my irritating older brother went home late,then my big-mouth-ed aunt screamed at my brother,then suddenly we heard screamings then we saw grandma chasing after her breath,maybe she got nervous about my aunt's shoutings.then i felt so helpless because as a red cross cadet i should know how to deal with it.but i turned out to be the patient,so i step back and watch all of my relatives help my grandma,after we accompanied her to the hospital,everything was fine.so the next morning we fetch her from the hospital and brought her home.like phew! that was a relief!,like seriously!.anywayz let's move on to some stuff.....yeah! im so excited about Christmas feast!,what are y'all gonna eat?!,in filipino we call it 'noche buena' i think it's mexican,i guess?.anywayz were gonna have some sweet hams,roasted turkey,and some macaroni salads.i just remembered last last year,that i bought a stuff called 'keso de bola' it's like a cheese inside a red thing.but whatever it is! it's still cheese!,but! it's kinda delicious though but you'll get bored of it,maybe because of that cheesy taste.anywayz we are planning to go to the mall of asia,well? i haven't been there before,but from what i've heard,that mall is freaking big and lots of stores,like i care.anywayz were also gonna stay at Shangrila hotel for the night.yup! y'all know what i do best! take photos of it all!.im like a tourism ambassador,whatever.anywayz i hope y'all readers have a Merry Christmas and a happy new year,enjoy your holidays!!!!.

week 5 & 6

hey'all! im back! im here in Singapore now! anywayz last week i don't have the time to blog because i have to go to some places that i haven't visit for a long time,like for real! anywayz Christmas eve in the Philippines is so much fun,like totally,i mean it's so cold there and annoying kids caroling non-stop,fireworks,and some people running around like there's a killer on the loose.anywayz i had so much fun in the Philippines,like really!.specially during the new year's eve,so much fireworks exploding outside and tricyles dragging some metals to make some noise.well? i took some things in the kitchen and make some weird noises,like you know! when you hit the casserol and the spatchela,yeah i know! it's weird.anywayz it's normal for us filipinos to make some noises during new year's eve,because were welcoming 2009!.my neighbours bought some nice fireworks and show-off them during the night.i enjoyed it all! specially the foods!.anywayz that's our last day in the Philippines,unfortunately,we have to go back to Singapore.well? based on my experiences,i had alot of fun there,i learnt to get along,learnt to save money,survive without my cellphone and internet by my side,i talked to people whom i haven't talk with before,i walked from my house to the market,i bond with my relatives,i did some housework,i went to some places i haven't been before,i accompanied my aunt to the market,im more closer to my relatives now,i found myself there,i found my home right there and i'll miss everything.anywayz i hope y'all readers enjoy my vacation diary,from week 1 until week 4.i wrote everything while im in the Philippines back then,only week 5 & 6 is not included.all of that are based on my experiences,based on my feelings and thoughts.i hope y'all readers,understand what i've been through back in the Philippines,i put alot of hard work for this diary,anywayz all of it is very memorable for me and i'll miss everything. -mirorboy

photo blogging

(@ budget terminal)

( oooooo clouds)

(mushroom soup!! i like!)

(in the plane)

(watching hancock)

( @ home)

( i love Zambales!!!)

( sooooo green!)

( my home!)

(my home again!)

(carabao grass...)

(the gate of no return!)

( doggie!)

( the hot clouds)

( beware! the cons of busy bodies)

(neighbor view)

Christening of strellia

(spot me! spot me! spot me!)

Christmas partey

(laugh laugh laugh!)

(serious mode!)

(my niece,me and her mom)

(my grandmother's sister)

(relatives,duh!)

(cousin......)

(oooooooooooooo kids!)

(paarangga! 'give away catch')

(wheeeee!!!!)

(this is what gonna happen if you throw cash outside)

(see!!!)

(ooooo apple eating competition)

(wanna join?)

( so fun!)

(hhahahahahahah!)

(i hope my fellow filipino friends still know this game)

(trip to Jerusalem)

(ahhhhhhhh!)

(get the chair!)

(don't kill each other!)

(awwww she won)

Friends & relatives

(me and ante lita)

(me and my cousin 'gladys')

(yes! they're my younger cousins)

(gotcha!)

(grandmothers)

(cousins....)

(playing 3d pinball lame*)

The beach

(road to the beach)

(ooooo so nice!)

(whooo! i like this!)

(i like!)

(feel it...)

(ahhhhhhh!)

(my fwendz...)

(the evidence.................)

(write write write!)

(the beach*)

Christmas

(my friends also.....)

(ante edith & mark pol)

(let's party people!)

(whooo! smell's like ash)

(so nice!)

(visitors...)

(me.....)

(bye bye Philippines...)

more updates soon*

christmas countdown

2008-11-24T01:05:00.000-08:00

omg! it's like Christmas is really coming so fast!,like really!.i mean i saw some great decorations at shopping malls and they're freaking cheap!.anywayz y'all know 'DAISO'? it's like a Japanese shop that sells products from japan and they're really cheap.like i bought some Christmas decors for about s$6,it's because all products there are always $2 each.yeah! i know! it's great right! maybe y'all want to drop by there and buy some stuff.anywayz as y'all say Christmas is coming,i mean i hope there will be snow here in Singapore,lol,i hope.so yeah! y'all know that im going back to the Philippines?!,well y'all know now.also im gonna celebrate Christmas there because it's much fun there,like seriously!.got some annoying firecrackers and i'll tell y'all guys they're really loud!,got some pesky kids doing Christmas carol and i'll tell y'all they're rabid if you don't give them a coin,got some burning houses,i hope this year no one die or burn their own houses,whatever still the same.anywayz here's some Christmas related video to watch.......

lol! wheeee! so funny right!,anywayz i think it's snowing outside,lol,whatever.so yeah! ive seen snow here in Singapore at snow city,lol.it's fun there! it's like you're a cabbage in a freezer or worst you're an ant trapped inside the freezer.anywayz i always think of what to eat on Christmas,because i want it to be more special,not too special than my birthday of course,lol.i like some roasted turkey,huge ham and eggnog,i haven't tried eggnog.from what ive heard it tastes like an egg mixed with sugar,i know! it's so gross.but some people said it tastes like a 4 year old baby's puke,really?!,seriously!?,whatever.anywayz i hope y'all enjoy you're holidays! and i wish y'all a merry Christmas.

whee! im going back to the Philippines tomorrow!,omg! im freaking excited and nervous at the same time,yeah! it's crazy!.i'll take photo of everything there,well? not exactly.i 'll just show y'all readers how i live there,places i go and people i meet.y'all know what?! it's really nerve-racking to travel by yourself without your parents along.well? im not traveling alone,im with my irritating and playful younger brother of mine.so yeah! i'll just wish y'all happy holidays!,keep on reading!.............................................seeya later ;-p

changing your looks

2008-11-19T00:08:00.000-08:00

hey'all readers! are y'all tired of your natural hair color or you need some contact lens,well?! today im gonna show y'all how to do it and give you tips about it.anywayz as y'all know that teenagers today are like rainbows,im not saying were blend! im saying that we like colors and some stuff but some are not into this kind of stuff,y'all know what im talking about!.you know! those kids who likes black,red,gray,violet,don't worry y'all! im at the same page.i like black sometimes when i feel lonely and red when i feel someone dying,lol.anywayz as i was saying hair coloring and putting some contacts is very serious! it will change your appearance completely!,i mean before using all that stuff,you must ask your parents for permission,lol i talk like im a 40 year old person.anywayz let's move on to........

haircoloring

'pick your's'

anywayz when i was like 14 yrs old,all i think is about studying and ofcourse friendster,lol.then when i saw this advertisement about haircoloring,i was like so confused.i was like 'how the hell they do it?!'.so yeah! then i tried coloring and i got some 'not so good' result.my natural hair color is black,yeah! i know! im unique.so i decided to make it 'brown',so i used Revlon-medium brown,that time i thought that it will change my hair color completely,but it didn't.instead of rich brown i got crappy orangey brown and it's not even visible when you're indoor,it's only visible if you're outside and when the sunrays shine on it.yeah! i know so lame right! it's because im not pro,lol.anywayz days past by i got more ideas from the internet.so i tried again,but this time i used this........

yeah i know! she's weird! because she's smiling for no reason,people nowadays!.anywayz i recommend this hair coloring brand,because it really works and you'll have good results.this product is meant for dark hair,so for y'all people who likes to color their natural black hair,use this!.when i started using this,i thought that it's just the same as those lousy brand,but it's not.
here's my before and after photos.....

before

after

yeah i know! my hair very messy.but the color of my hair really change.the first time i only color my fringe then all over my hair,lol.it's now mahogany brown.maybe next time i'll bleach my hair and make it blond,lol.if you still cannot get the color you like,well? i think you have to go to a salon and fix your problem.i think going to a salon to color your hair is a great idea,because you'll get the color you like but you'll have to pay for it.anywayz here's some tips about hair coloring.....

decide what color you like
do some research on the internet
buy a good hair color product
when coloring hair,you must wear gloves
you must use a cloth to prevent your shirt from getting stained
use a comb to spread the coloring substance
use foil,for greater result
use blower for about 1 hour
use conditioner after rinsing
if you're not satisfied,go to a salon

contact lens

'choose your's'

'my brown contacts'

anywayz let's move one to eye talk's.i started using contacts since last month,and 'omg!'.for me,it's my first time putting some stuff on my eyes,it so weird because it's kinda bit heavy and it might hurt my eyes also you have to open your eyes wide,my mom always laugh when i open my eyes wide because she said that i looked like an owl,'lameee*',y'all know what im talking about?!.i mean i don't want my eye balls to roll over the floor and become blind forever.so yeah! few days past i learned how to do it myself without slipping and advice from my mom.after all that,my eyes were so red,that it's like someone spray pepper spray on my eyes,so yeah! i have to put eye drops,i mean i can't imagine that some people use it everyday,it's so freaking weird.for now im using brown contacts,maybe next time i'll use blue and contacts when i dye my hair black.lol

anywayz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im going back to the Philippines soon! whooo! can't wait ti'l November 25 omg! im really excited going back to my country,i miss the food,my home,scenic landscapes,picturesque beach,irritating dogs that bark every night,annoying roosters that crowns every morning and all those gossipy people shout and argue everytime.omg! can't wait!,anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!.....................................seeya later! ;-p

The voice of teenagers

2008-11-16T04:36:00.001-08:00

hey'all readers! i know that y'all heard or know now that friendster got a big problem back then.some say friendster was hacked and during the maintainance our friends in our friends list got deleted.i got 1000+ friends in my friends list and when i woke up the last day,i log in to my friendster account and saw only 43 friends in my friends list,i was completely shocked.i was puzzled and thought that it's just an error or something,but it wasn't.i know that many people who got friendster account were angry about this,honestly i was quite a bit mad.well? for me,i don't care how much friends and comments i have,i care about those time and every single second i spent on friendster and all of it is just a 'waste'.*update* 'FRIENDSTER IS BACK!!!'.anywayz here's some interview i did with my friends who got friendster account.....

*interviews*

(interview with yen)
(wrong topic!,sorry.)

(interview with rengie)

*check this out for more updates*

isn't it too early for halloween?

2008-10-27T02:45:00.001-07:00

hey hey hey! happy Halloween y'all!!!,i am so damn jolly,whatever.omg! it's Halloween! do you know what's up?! people in the streets will scare each other and kill each other!,well? not literally,y'all know what im talking about!,yeah! those freaking Gothic energizer bunnies that comes out in the dead of the night,then they'll gonna eat your flesh until you scream like no one hears you screaming,then they'll pee on you then scratch your face with a candle,yeah whatever,it can scratch your face if you rub it on your face firmly.anywayz it's really fun if you scare yourself just once a year,you know what im talking about?!.unlike those Halloween grinchs they're so not into Halloween,it's like they're saying 'oh god! another day another drama,oh well! it's time for my friends to give me comments' or 'man! it's Halloween again!,i guess i have to buy christmas tree!'.so yeah,aside from those romance losers,let's move on to costumes!

*Halloween costumes*

wow! i was like so blown away when i saw this spooky photo of a guy who tries to be a Hawaiian hula girl but he turns out to be a boozed up drag queen.anywayz this guy is trying to be funny,i mean look at his facial expression!,he looks like he wants to eat a fat haggard cat.i mean serisouly! this guy needs a company,like y'all say 'misery loves company'.anywayz great costume but not funny.

whoa! would y'all look at this! what a lovely petrified couple!,i bet they're chilly in that latex costume.it's like im looking at a dazed blond as usual Pamela Anderson and a disorganized flattered Kid rock.anywayz this photo reminds me of Eve and Adam but many things in this photo are incorrect for sure!.of course Eve is not that blond and she doesn't have that thing that covers her boobies and she ain't that fat and what's up with that apple?!.well? for Adam what's up with that lifeless snake on his shoulders?! also 'WTH' are these two couples thinking?! wearing those Roman wreath headband.

lol,he's like a preggy muscular man.yup! it's indeed funny!.nice boobies though!.look at that beefy stomach! and whoa! look at those lousy boots and it fits!.can i just say?! that red dress doesn't look good on him,he looks more like a bully an absurd witch bully.furthermore that necklace is about to drown between those boobies.look how he holds that cigarette and the way he pose,he worked it!.anywayz that's that! let's move on to bloodcurdling,chilling,creepy,eerie,hair-raising videos!

as always,it's like Japaneses likes to scare themselves,you know what i mean?!.you know! their unnerving video absolutely terrorize me to death.moreover Japanese has those scary white dressed gal who has 50 inches black hair and has unquestionable pale skin tone.i mean! it's so freaking scary! it's like all the time they use this ghost for their movies.aren't this ghosts tired?! well? nope! they're ghosts,they like to scare people 24 hours a day 24/7 and doesn't take a break nor a vacation until they scare their victims to death.i bet it's fun being a ghost!.

whoa! that man is certainly crazy i mean yeah! your gonna do the same thing like what he did in that elevator if you're stuck in it.well? not the pooping thing,i mean he's delirious he shouldn't have pooped in that elevator,pls! don't go to work if you know you have diarrhea.what's the crazy part about it is that that guy rub his shit all over the wall it's like he doesn't care if people see it or see him loosing his mind,additionally he pooped again but this time he used his shirt and after that he wore it,it's like so freaking revolting.

omg! im so excited for the red cross camp! whooo! scary storytelling is nice,omg! im really really excited about this i mean i have never been to camp since this last 4 years,can y'all imagine that!,well? seriously! im not into campings and some stuff,you know! but this time im not gonna let my fears bring me down cuz im gonna work this thing out! so wish me luck guys!,anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!..................................................seeya later ;-p

what if....

2008-10-21T01:48:00.000-07:00

hey'all readers! it's been so long,omg!.anywayz exams are over and i think we students are free!,y'all know what that means??!.that means more free time! whoohoo! and i was like 'omg!' when i heard the announcement saying that we have holiday class and we students don't like that right?! anywayz we cannot do anything about that,whatever.anywayz im not gonna blog about that,can i ask y'all readers? do you have or had embarrassing moments or situations,because that's what im gonna blog about,anywayz i get embarrased so easily that it makes my greatest weakness,well not really?!,i mean we all human beings normally get embarrassed right?!,whatever.so yeah! we all get embarrassed sometimes not too often,well? for me,i get embarrassed like occasionally when the jokes are really embarrassing.this morning i almost get embarrassed because my stomach grumbles like my intestines wants to come out and eat people,it was so freaking loud and my tummy is vibrating like an alarm clock and worst it was reading time,you know?! when people seat and read.anywayz whenever it grumbles i act like someone farted or died nearby ,you know?! just to escape from the situation.but everybody's still reading and i thought that they doesn't care if someone poop right in front of them,tap dance,juggle,burp,whatever.anywayz time for a vid!,here's a video that can make you laugh,if not then don't laugh....

omg!,that was freaking embarrassing! i mean i heard those guests laughing,i mean what kind of evil guests are y'all! and the best man was like 'omg! im sorry like yeah! like hell yeah!' when he's actually saying 'whooo! yeah! this gonna top youtube!' and the groom was like 'omg! i don't know whose bride is that!,take her to the dungeon!' and the guests was like 'whooo! nice shot! take photos of her! make her feel bad about herself' and the bride was like 'arrrgh! you ruined my face! my beautiful face! you ruined my dress my party! anyway can i have some tea?'
.that's one of the situations im talking about,i have one more it's about my friend back in the Philippines,she was so shy too shy that she cannot say what she wants,one day our teacher was so busy that he wanna lock himself to the toilet and live there forever,then my shy friend told me that she wanna pee but i cannot do anything but to look at her pee on her skirt,it was so totally embarrassing so she ran outside like a mad warlock half naked from bottom to top and cause herself a detention!.well? honestly it was funny.

i mean we all can't skip embarrassment,there's a saying but i don't know who said 'life is full of embarrassment',like i care.i mean some people refer to the internet to know how to prevent embarrassment,and i was like omg! are they humans or what?! i mean it's normal! we all are just human beings! we make mistakes! but killing people are not legal!.so yeah! embarrassment is a big thing! it can cause humor and trouble or both at the same time,weird?!!.anywayz here's some of my hot tips to prevent you from being embarrassed...

when you vomit: after you vomit or puke or whatever their all just the same,just run away or walk if you don't want to get more attention.
when you farted: after you farted,look at someone you hate the most so that everybody will look at him,if everybody's still looking at you make a fake phone call.
when your stomach grumbles: take a book and read,if don't have any book that's your problem.
when someone laugh at you: laugh at him,louder than his laugh.if not go some where else where is far from him.
you got a bad hair do: run to the nearest public toilet and fix your hair,use some hair gel.if you don't have hair gel use the water from the toiler bowl.
someone joked about you and everybody laugh at you: make a joke about him also,if not you can laugh with them.
if you got a bad odor: tsk tsk* you should have taken a bath last night!.
wrong outfit: go home and change,if not go outside naked.
everybody looks at you: think that they're just jealous and they're green green as in envy.
you have long nails: don't use your hands too often,your friends might be disgusted.
you have an embarrassing video on youtube: delete it away or make it famous,so that you can be famous.
bad breath: mint is all what you need! if you don't have don't talk for a day.
you have an embarrassing photos: burn it away.
embarrassing conversation: walk away or change the subject
embarrassing act: make your face like you're stoned or get away fast from that situation

anywayz! exams are over! holiday's coming fast! i mean! Halloween and Christmas! omg! im so totally excited y'all! this november 25 im going back to the Philippines so yeah! anywayz im not gonna blog there because it costs a lot of money specially if you don't have your own computer at home.so i will vlog or make a photo blog instead so that it's easier for me to let y'all readers what i do there,omg! im gonna miss my friends! uh!.
anywayz that's all for now!,keep on reading!...................................................seeya later! ;-p

*photo of the month*

mirorboy goes to.....

2008-10-11T00:34:00.000-07:00

hey'all readers! im back for more blogging!,i mean every day's like raining and it's very cold outside,y'all know what im talking about!.hot soup! yeah! a hot soup is the stuff that can only make you stay at home when it's raining or there's some tornado outside.i mean theres nothing better than to sit back at home while eating you're hot soup,right?.it's better than playing outside with the rain,getting wet,making a scene by running outside half naked or worst bare naked.anywayz i have many things to blog and this is one of those so this is about when my friends and i went to Seletaris to celebrate my friend's birthday.so yeah we went there and partey,y'all know what that means!.so yeah it was being there and i saw many people there,scary statues and trees.i like trees! specially if it's like a Christmas tree! omg! i feel like im in a ghost town or something.i mean can i just say?! Christmas is coming too fast y'all! and im going back to the Philippines to celebrate Christmas y'all! im so excited! y'all!.anywayz i'll take photos of everything in the Philippines so that y'all will know what kind of life i left back in the Philippines.anywayz here's some photo of seletaris........

(nice tree!,seriously!)

great location,nice place,awesome facilities,a lot of v.i.p lounges,and scary statues.so yeah! i saw some creepy statues i mean when my friends go to the toiler i felt like those statues were freaking looking at me,like those sea lions at the swimming pool they spit like a lot of saliva,awesome!.anywayz as y'all can see Seletaris is a condominium and if y'all wanna know more about it check this website: http://seletaris.com/,so yeah! enough about Seletaris,here's our photo at Seletaris...........

(sun bathing)

(lazy-looking people)

(singapore's next top models)

walking around,posing with statues,jumping from a pole,laughing,eating,playing in the kid's playground,sun bathing.that's what we all did at Seletaris.i know! were to old to play at the kid's play ground,but we can't help it,you know being like a kid again,lol.

hey'all!!! exam's over let's partey!,whooooo!.every day's raining and whenever i go out i get wet in the rain,.....duh?.yeah? whatever! anywayz! as i said im going back to the Philippines and celebrate Christmas,like for real!.so yeah! omg! guys! im so excited going back to Philippines,i'll take photos of everyting there,well? not really! lol.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!..........................seeya later ;-p

NEVER BEEN ASKED w/ jeffrey

2008-10-02T21:56:00.001-07:00

q1 mirorboy: have you ever fart in public?

jeffrey: no

-mirorboy's comment: well? maybe you pooped in public before

q2 mirorboy: have you ever pooped in your undies before?

jeffrey: well? nope

-mirorboy's comment: ahem somebody's telling lies

q3 mirorboy: do you like an ice cream?,yeah an ice cream! made up of peanut butter,tomato juice,mixed with jam,lemon,mustard,lime,oyster,ostrich egg,with of course! the main ingredient condensed milk with melamine

jeffrey: yeah!

-mirorboy's comment: you're an animal!! rawr!

q4 mirorboy: do you have stretch marks?,if no,would,you like to have one?

jeffrey: i don't have and no

-mirorboy's comment: he doesn't even know what stretch marks means,uh! lack of resources

q5 mirorboy: can you tell me how big your pimples are?

jeffrey: 1mm

-mirorboy's comment: well? it's actually 5cm,just kiddin

q6 mirorboy: what do you think of teens today?,why?

jeffrey: very irritating,because they make alot of noise

-mirorboy's comment: uh-oh somebody's gonna get in trouble

q7 mirorboy: if you're an actor and you're given a choice to choose one role,which one would you pick?

#1 horny hobo wizard
#2 beauty queen with 14 inch boobs
#3 stoned mad cow with lazy-looking udder filled with milk powder w/melamine

jeffrey: #2 horny hobo wizard

-mirorboy's comment: wow! it's unexpected! i thought he's gonna choose the other one,lol

q8 mirorboy: what if an old woman stole your money and kept denying that she stole it even thought she knew that she stole it,what would you do?

jeffrey: put her through lie detector test!

-mirorboy's comment: no! have mercy on that poor old woman!

q9 mirorboy: do you like to be molested

jeffrey: no,it's horrible,it's peculiar

-mirorboy's comment: Kj! (kill joy)

q10 mirorboy: what if your rival stole your laptop,what would you do?

jeffrey: i'll gut him like a fish,and why?! that's my freaking laptop

-mirorboy's comment: tsk tsk* well? i guess you need to take your medicines

q11 mirorboy: what if someone told you that you have a bad breath,what would you do?

jeffrey: ill cover my mouth with anything?

-mirorboy's comment: anything?! well? i'll give you a mint,but! you have to pay for it! lol

q12 mirorboy: what if one day you wake up and you just noticed that you are a fish,what would you do?

jeffrey: try to get myself back to normal

-mirorboy's comment: lol it's like someone put a spell on you?!,lol.wake up and smell the aroma of smelly armpits

q13 mirorboy: a girl farted infront of you and she told everybody that you farted,would you accept it?,what would you do?

jeffrey: no! i'll run as far as i can

-mirorboy's comment: wow! great way to escape a social problem!

q14 mirorboy: you're hungry then a cat ate your lunch,is that affect you?,what would you do to the cat?

jeffrey: i'll eat the cat

-mirorboy's comment: whoa! it's like eating your lunch with a little bit taste of a cat

q15 mirorboy: what do you think of my blog?,do you like it?

jeffrey: ya!

-mirorboy's comment: wow! one word explains it all! he might be out of speech.

thats the end of the 'NEVER BEEN ASKED' with jeffrey interview

*this interview was taken place in a classroom*

all answers are all the truth and was told by jeffrey

all questions are all made by me

keep on reading!!!!!

seeya later ;-p..........................

mirorboy goes to.....

2008-09-21T03:31:00.000-07:00

hey'all!!! readers!!!! last Friday was the best day,like really!.my friends and i went to orchard and do some 'hang out' stuff.i mean i had never hang out with my other friends since i left the Philippines,like seriously.anywayz it was fun,even though we walked for about like 1 hour or something because i cant remember how far were walking i just remember those stuff i ate,gosh! im hungry right now!!!.anywayz,here how that 'hang out' stuff with my friends began..........

(i took this photo,so don't ask where i am,so irritating lah y'all!)

Once upon a time,there were three friends,they're gerryl (that's me!),yen,and jeffrey.were so freaking bored that we fall asleep in the class with our mouth wide open.so yeah! anywayz jeffrey txt message gerryl if he could treat them at pepper lunch in orchard (it's a place where nice shopping malls are,here in Singapore".then gerryl replied back "how bout yen?".then jeffrey recieved it and replied "yeah! i'll treat you guys for lunch!!!".after several confusions and non-stop arguing they finally scheduled it.so yeah! after some crazy time at school,the school bell finally rung.

after gerryl finally done his 5 hours look hair,he went to yishun mrt to find yen,then both of them went to khatib to find jeffrey.anywayz they took mrt to travel to orchard.while on their adventurous trip they took so much photos that they're eyes became bulky and weird.when they arrived at their destination,they were kinda bit look like hobos but they're not.i mean they felt 'out of place' because they saw many blondes and they were thinking of cutting they're hair and make it a nice shimmering bouncy-full hair extensions.what do you think?! i mean it's natural! it grows back,lol.

anywayz!!! when they arrived at takashimaya (shopping mall).for people who don't know! takashimaya is a great shopping mall here in Singapore,click here to know more,whatever.anywayz,they went straight to 'pepper lunch' (restaurant),because they're so hungry that all people thought that they're rabid hobos.they walk and walk until they saw it! they saw it!!!!!.

(she's on diet)

(knockout!!!)

they ate lots and lots of food until they're stomach became big as the size of their bodies.the food was so scrumptious and it has that mouth watering taste that they react like they're in some kind of commercial.after the whole lunch ended,they finally continued their journey.next stop lego land!

they fought the evil witch and defeated her by stabbing the sword in her smelly mouth which smells like dead garbage.before the witch died she whispered something "y'all dumb asses won't find a way to escape my wicked forest,ahahahaha!".but! but! they escaped from the wicked forest and walk through the 'amazing maze'.

look at them!!! they looked so frightened and frustrated,after minutes of walking and disturbing people pass-by,they finally saw the exit of the elevator.sometimes people get trap inside the elevator and don't know what to do,here's a tip for y'all guys! take a deep breath and dance or sing.

(wheeeeeee!!!)

(tie shoe lace time!)

they heard fart sounds near the cliff.they thought that they're farting and doesn't care if foreign people smell it.but it was the mystical lion that had escaped from the rural zoo."hello my friends!" said the lion,"hell?! who talki'n to me?" replied gerryl."omg! it's the mystical lion!" shouted jeffrey.they didn't run because they knew if they run the lion will pin then to the ground and it their raw fresh brains.all of a sudden the lion cast a spell and teleport them to somewhere else.

(fortress of dolce & gabbana)

without hesitating,they went to the game lounge and play video games.they were so engrossed with the game that they started to have huge perky eye bags.the buttons were so hard as a diamond that their fingers bleed profusely.i mean it's so difficult to play the game when your hands are covered with your own blood while pressing those hard buttons.

after they finished that lousy game.something just popped out on the screen and says "well done! freaks! y'all are now free! now! find the sissy enchanter".after that,they went on and continued they're adventurous travel across the vale of tears through the village of the doomed.

once they saw the sissy enchanter,they tied her tightly so that couldn't breath."tell us what youre up to!" said yen."im here to predict your future!" said the sissy enchanter angrily.the three fellow stood blankly at a corner and looked so embarrassed that they were labeled as stoned."now! without further ado,your future is.........i see sushi and sashimi! y'all going to a japanese restaurant!" said the sissy enchanter.then 'poof*' the enchanter just disappeared like a 1 second fart.then they saw jeff's mom at the mrt station.

jeffrey's mom treated us to dinner at a japanese restaurant.their menus are full of unusual delicacies for gerryl.he haven't ate at a japanese restaurant before.so yeah anywayz! they ordered some sushi,sashimi,cold noodles,scallop with cheese,and fried shrimp.foods there are very delectable and luscious.

after they finished their dinner.they went home and they lived happily ever after,i hope!!!,to end this post here's some of our disturbing photos when were at disturbia.................................;-p

too much drama!!!

2008-09-15T02:32:00.000-07:00

hey'all readers!!! im back again for more blogging and some stuff,yeah!.anywayz today's kinda bit boring and boring,what can i say?! it's really boring,i mean i cannot say that today's fun even tough it's boring.,y'all get it?!.anywayz,get it or not let's move on to this topic.i know some of y'all know and some of y'all don't know that i like to tell stories,like for real (trade mark).i mean y'all might saying 'gerryl! you're kidding me right?!,gerryl?! seriously?!,story telling is for nerds,omg! gerryl tell stories!!'.like omg!,i mean everybody tells a story right? i guess so?,anywayz sometimes i tell stories and made-up stories to my friends and classmates whenever im bored to death,like seriously!.while im telling stories,i act,yeah i act! like im on stage acting like im in the story.ok! for example the story is so freaking scary that it might scare you to death and if youre a man you'll gonna be screaming like a girl.anywayz as i was saying if it's scary,im gonna act like a person that's gonna be like innocently waiting for a psycho killer to stab me,well? i think it's weird.anywayz move on to funny story,hey'all readers!!! have y'all watch wizard of oz?! well? i think the girl is so dumb like she cant pull her socks off,well? i think that's a different story? i guess?,whatever.yeah sometimes i like it funny,sometimes i like it scary and sometimes i like it more funnier.tv drama will do the trick,watch this video....

lol,it's funny,like totally.i mean everyone of them are over reacting.i got to be honest because this is my blog and this is more like my personal diary,well? i watch tv drama like desperate housewives,ugly betty and some filipino tv dramas,i mean they totally rock my socks out of my feet!,well? i dont wear socks when i watch tv.

honestly!,im addicted to tv dramas,i mean i just cant help myself!,i mean this is me!,i like watching drama!.im so thrilled like how actor and actresses act like they're so hyper active like they have been taking drugs for the past few years!.some tv drama made me laugh,cry,and excited.yeah! i know it's making you filled with mixed emotions,whatever.

please let's not forget all those people who hate drama.i mean ofcourse were all different,we have different point of view and different opinions.these people who hate drama are called 'anti-drama'.i dont know why they hate drama as far as i know they are born like that,you know!.

people here in Singapore are celebrating something called 'moon cake festival'.yesterday,there were a lot of people outside from my neighboring flats went outside to lit candles and lanterns also they're making that irritating noise which i think was the fire cracker.anywayz bout me! im so freaking pressured now because exams are coming really close!,like totally!.i have to revise all my worksheets and study all the stuff that i don't know.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!................................................seeya later ;-p

mirorboy goes to...

2008-09-01T23:10:00.000-07:00

hey'all! im back!!! for more blogging and some stuff.holiday!!! for just only one week! well? 5 days,ok! 3 days excluding weekends.guess where i went this holiday? right! to that Singapore flyer which is more like a ferris wheel but it's more kinda bit modern and some stuff,y'all know what i mean?!.anywayz F.Y.I it's not a roller coaster nor a carnival ride.for y'all people who aren't living here in Singapore more info it's like a tourist spot here and for y'all guys who want to visit singapore and spend your holidays here,SG FLYER is the best for y'all.for more info go to this website: http://www.singaporeflyer.com/ .y'all can book your tickets online! which is very convinient.so yeah! as i was saying,i went to that SG flyer but before that flight many things happened on the way there.ok first! i booked 6.30 pm flight tickets online for me and my family and i just book only 6 tickets and theres 7 of us.so i booked 1 ticket and the computer starts to get creepy and some stuff,y'all know what i mean!.that scary peculiar irritating sound!,just kiddin*.anywayz as i was saying i booked the ticket and the time i booked was 8.30 am which is way too different from us.i kinda get frustrated and i really don't know what i was doing and i just realize that i just booked a 8.30 am ticket.in reality i have to do everything just to make that ticket to be 6.30 pm so i emailed and called them and they just said that (go to the sg flyer ticket booth and everything will be settled) and i was like whoa! really?! omg! thnx!.so yeah i was relieved and yeah! that wasn't so hard after all,lol.anywayz move out from crazy talk to photos, so here some pics.................

on the way to the SG flyer,we got stuck in traffic which made us wait for a while.and i got headache because of the music and it's Japanese and i don't know what the hell they're saying only one word i understand 'amigo' is that?! oh! yeah! yeah! it's Mexican,whatever they're all just the same.

(my brother),he just tried out the scope and waiting for an asteroid to crash here in Singapore,lol.while taking this photo a lady just told me to stop taking photo,which made me hate her.i mean (no b!tch ever tells me what to do).

yeah! i know! her hair's like an over-heated radish.but anywayz her hair's kinda rocks! and it's like representing pop rock or punk rock,whatever.anywayz this is the tube where we walk until our feet became numb and we can't walk anymore,like really.im just joking*

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it looks nice right! from the top view.its like you're flying well? inside a bird's cage.but it's kinda cold when you reach the highest altitude.i felt like my head's gonna pop out and y'all gonna checkout my blog just to see what my brain looks like.just kiddin*

some more photos

semangat seyh

going down feels like i gained 450 more pounds than ever.like i felt like a fat ass person,at the same time i felt hungrier.anywayz as we go down under i found this sculpture of buildings and one of them is smoking and i thought that something's burning and some stuff.then the speaker said that this is the furture of singapore.this is what's gonna be like in the near future.i was like whoa! like really?! i thought that it's just a burning sculpture.

yeah! i was hungry and we went to this mexican restaurant called 'jalapeno's pepper' checkout this website : http://www.jalapenospepper.com.sg/ to know more about it.it's way too different from mc donald's,burger king,kfc.they serve good quality cuisine,first! the pictures on the menu didn't made me look surprised and i thought it's like other restaurants that serves small amount of food,so we ordered...

i was like whoa! when i saw the pork ribs,i mean what a huge ribs! that's the most biggest ribs i ever seen in my entire life yet.and those nachos are nice too! with that blue wheel drink it's like alcohol,well too bad it's not.also that salad it looks like a pet food,lol.anywayz i tasted each of them and they taste so nice!.

so yeah after the whole thing! we went home with our baggy tummies and yeah!.when we reached home i looked into the mirror and stare at my tummy and imagine how my tummy can get bigger,well? i don't know?!.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!................................................seeya later ;-p

phony photo booth

2008-08-28T04:19:00.000-07:00

hey hey hey,what's up y'all people!.can't wait for my next post?!,well? guess what?! it's here now!.what y'all been waiting for!.omg! can i just say,im so totally bored this weekend i mean come on! i just saw some naked dogs fooling around and busting their ass,which i think was dumb.anywayz dogs are dogs,ha! good thing! im a human just like y'all!.anywayz i have this friend from another country and and she's like (whoa!)like totally.guess what?! whenever she's free she dig up her nose and scratch her butt with her long freaking nail.i could say that she's living her life to the fullest and at first i thought that she's from mars,then i just realize that she can't wear her make-up properly.so i thought that she's an alien from another planet and she's gonna rule the world with her dumb plans.well? i guess that's an old epic folk fiction stories made up by some people who had unprotected sex or maybe people who wake up early in the morning and say bad things about themselves at the mirror.anywayz that's not what im gonna blog today.i saw this video on youtube and it's about this talking photo booth,which i found very weird.i mean! you don't want to chitchat,gossip about celebrities and talk about political issues with a photo booth,no! you just want your photo!,anywayz y'all know what im talking about after you watch this video....

what an irritating photo booth!,if i were them,i would have smack that photo booth out of it's misery!.anywayz it's kinda funny,eventhought it talked like a b!tch.the guy in the green was still confused and he looked so disgusted by it's voice,the photo booth keeps on saying 'pls sit down' to that guy,because the guy thought that the photo booth is making fun with him which is actually true,f-u-n-n-y.all i can say is 'omg! it's so scandalous,like really!'

wow! a crying photo booth! well? it's right they're being very rude but as the same time it's also very rude because they're taking they're photos and i was like staring at they're nostrils.omg! it's so scandalous than my screaming neighbors.anywayz scandalous or not,they're all just the same sort of thing 'photo booths'.im gonna tell y'all a story about this maniac stubborn guy i met him on friendster and he was like saying to all people that 'the aliens are gonna take over the world,potato will rule the world,cold will become hot,the sky will be fire.'well? i was like 'really?'.im just about to believe him until i saw this drug commercial and i thought that the guy is just taking horse tranquillizer and eating some water taste like biscuits.i thought it's kinda crazy because comparing him to my friend they're not the same,you know?!,too much eating ice creams may freeze youre brain which is not good! and blogging some stuff that isn't necessary.anywayz im getting lost around here,anywayz if youre crazy or not you still can eat everything you want!,live your life to the fullest,break the rules!,be fat! have that flabby stuff in your belly or even smile 24 hours a day!.

hey'all! it's boring this week because exams are coming!,i was like omg! days are coming too fast i can't take it anymore!.worst of all it rains too often and i always get wet in the rain,i always forget my umbrella.uh! teachers day! tomorrow and im so nervous about it! im going to school because were having a parthey,you know?! (party).whatever anywayz as i said exams are coming and i think that i can't blog this coming week.well? i'll try my best to blog for y'all readers!,anywayz thnx for y'all who kept reading my blog! especially to those readers from all over the world! thnz y'all!,anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!.........................................seeya later ;-p

what if...

2008-08-12T03:15:00.000-07:00

hey'all im back for more blogging and stuff!.y'all know that blogging is my thing right?!,whatever.anywayz today's raining and today's my friends birthday,how nice!.anywayz im not gonna blog about how people cry or how stray cats poop on couches,no! im gonna blog about 'why some of our valuables get easily stolen'.i know some people might say,"yeah! maybe because they're too dumb to look after their things".well? maybe? but were not dumb,were just human beings just like y'all.ok first thing! why people steal stuff that's not their's,y'all know what im talking about?.maybe! because they have reasons why they steal things,ive seen some people who steal stuff because they need money to eat,i mean! you can earn money in the right way.well? i haven't experienced all those things but my classmates had,and it's horrible to know that the suspect is in your own class and worst that he's in front of you!.a $50 note has been stolen from my friend this morning.yeah! i know it's so freaking shocking! i was like omg! im so gonna kill this kid,i was like thinking of stabbing him on his head with my not-so sharp pencil.

i always get these fantasies on my mind,when i get to be the lead actor and all the people are just extras,you know what i mean.i mean sometimes we all need to rest our minds and imagine stuff.well? i just imagine that im the detective,because i like to help those people,y'all know those people im talking about?.anywayz i always suspects everybody,i mean it's so unfair if you suspect one person and that's the ex-convict looking guy,and be nice to acting-cute looking person,y'all know what i mean right?!.anywayz i always investigate every single thing,in the room and i still don't know whose the real culprit,i mean 'what-a-detective'.

as i said nobody knows whose the culprit is.so everyone are suspects including me.i mean you can't say that the real culprit is the innocent looking bird,yeah! it's a bird! it's innocent! i know! but does it knows how to rob a bank? or steal cars?.i mean! ofcourse i can't solve the mystery without interviewing the witness and the suspects.if you still can't find the culprit,just quit!,lolz,whatever.

hey guys! i got 10 tips for y'all guys to follow,to prevent your valuables from being stolen 100%.anywayz if y'all think it's dumb just don't do it,im not forcing y'all to do it,im just helping people here.anywayz here they are...

keep your money in your wallet safely and securely.
check if your pants or shorts have holes,it's not safe to have those kind of shorts.
keep your wallet in your pocket safely.
always check your valuables all the time.
buy chains or strap for your wallet,to prevent from falling
dont ever leave your belongings
use padlock for your bag.
use security alarm for your bag.
don't bring many valuable stuff.
always be vigilant.

anywayz! today's raining and it's so irritating,i got rain splashes on my face!.omg! i just remembered that i just got a hair cut from school.it's so freaking short i mean! can y'all image! ehhh! anywayz,i would like to say happy birthday to my friend and also i would like to say 'eat your heart out!' to that trashy guy who cut my hair i mean! omg!.i almost killed him! with my fork! anywayz? where did i get that fork? anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!................................................seeya later ;-p

really? really! disturbing cartoons

2008-08-03T01:16:00.001-07:00

hey'all im sick for the past two days and y'all might saying right now that i don't have time to blog and some stuff.well? yes i don't have enough time to blog and im kinda busy sometimes,so i forgot to blog.anywayz i got sick because of 4 toblerone bars i gobbled up last thursday,and i think it's pretty lame,you know what im talking about? y'all know that i love toblerone! i mean! who can resist such a wonderful thing like toblerone?!,well? maybe some people who hates chocolates too much and starts to gossip about stuff,y'all know that stuff.anywayz i would like to thank my readers who kept reading and supporting my blog.anywayz im here to blog some cartoons that's really really disturbing,i mean what are kids watching these days?!.let's find it out.....

i was like 'whoa!' when i watched this clip on youtube.i mean omg! can i just say? is this suitable for children under 8 yrs old? i mean even stray cats can't watch this clip or even dogs who are lost in the middle of nowhere,why am i talking nonsense?!.anywayz i think this clip is crappy and theres nothing to learn in it! so kids! pick the right cartoon for y'all!.i mean,also parents are very strict in this kind of cartoons,ofcourse they're not gonna let they're children drown and learn those bad things they say on t.v!.well? if they're parents want they're kids to watch this kind of cartoons there's one word to describe those kind of parents 'MANIAC RETARDS'.

yeah! i know! scary! creepy!.well? i think this clip teaches kids to be a little bit more spoiled brats,oh hate! evil brats!.anywayz y'all might probably saying that it's so disturbing that every children want to scream hysterically,y'all right readers!.what's so disturbing about it is that humpty dumpty,you know! that egg guy who always want to rumor about something and end up being fried egg,no? oh that's the other story? the sequel?,whatever!.anywayz in this clip humpty dumpty is a mess he looks like he's on drugs or something.that's what im talking about kids!.maybe someday i'll make my own foundation called the 'gerryl cares about others too foundation' it's most likely to raise funds for those innocent kids who are hardly watching those kind of cartoons,and to help those stray animals and to help those people who are suffering from 'long-time never blog disease' and also to help others,y'all know what i mean.so kids at home or even stray animals! pls be safe and keep sane all the time.

hey'all! anywayz! as y'all know that im sick today because of that toblerone bars that made me sick for the past two days.i mean can y'all believe it? toblerone bars? made me so sick! i was like omg! i can't blame those wonderful things! blame the witches,who mysteriously put curses on me and made me sick for the past two days!,hate those evil with brats!.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!......................................seeya later ;-p

scream factor

2008-07-18T23:51:00.000-07:00

(limited edition 'scream' photo of gerryl,no spoilers please!)

hey'all people! it's me and im back again for more blogging and stuff.yeah! that's what i do blogging.anywayz as you can see here,theres a photo of me screaming hysterically,and i don't even remember screaming like this while taking a photo.anywayz i've never seen people scream like this before,well? i saw some retarded dogs outside and they were like screaming for no reason,i mean how weird is that?.let me ask y'all readers have you ever screamed like this before,i don't have time to wait.so anywayz i found this crazy video on youtube and it's awesome...

hahhahahahhaa.that wasn't funny.anywayz it's fun sometimes to scream when you're tired or bored to death,you know what im talking about.im not talking about jumping out of the building or stabbing yourself with your own car keys.well? sometimes i screamed at my pet dog for no reason when he was still alive back then,but now he's dead,now i don't have a pet to scream to.i saw some stray cats downstairs and i screamed at them,i know! im so cruel.then after i screamed at them they were like staring at me,and i started to get embarrassed because people passing-by starts to laugh,and the cats were like staring at me like im stupid or some kind of retard cheese cake.i mean that is so embarrassing,screaming like that with you're mouth wide open and your tongue's dangling,all i can say is gross.i'll never do that again forever and ever.some of my classmates said that i should join to drama club,because they said that im hyperactive,im good in acting and stuff.well? do y'all know that it's hard to pretend to be a retard when you're not.also i don't want to join drama club because i don't get talent fee,you know what i mean?.anywayz i have another video which is freaking cool,watch this.......................

that's what we call scream!.anywayz there's a rumor about people who don't scream are robots or what they call emotionless,you know what i mean.i don't even get it anywayz that's rumor is gossip,gossip is rumor,whatever they're all just the same sort of thing.

today's still boring and im hungry to death.i mean it's so dark outside! it's like im in some kind of movie when im about to get killed or something.anywayz im so totally tired after that 'NAFA' test,i ran 2.4 km and i should arrive at the finish line by 14 minutes,i mean im not a robot im a human being just like y'all.so yeah anywayz i arrived by 15 minutes im so totally disappointed,so i have to do the freaking test again,can you believe it!.anywayz wish me luck on friday! hope i could pass my 'NAFA' test.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!.............................seeya later ;-p

freaking old commercials

2008-07-06T19:30:00.000-07:00

hey'all readers!.i know y'all been waiting for my next post and here it is!,my new post.i was busy this past few weeks because my family and i just moved into a new flat and it's great.well? last week i still don't have internet connection so i couldn't surf the web and worst! no friendster for a week.can you imagine that! that's so cruel and some stuff,you know what i mean?.it's like watching some irritating kids killing each other down the road.anywayz that's not what im gonna talk about today.im gonna talk about some old crappy commercials that neither won an award nor get people talking about it.y'all know what im talking about after you watch this video clip....

see! what im talking about.that ronald mcdonald looks like he's on drugs or something.NOTICE: pls don't take drugs if your on television.omg! that's so crazy!,ok anywayz let's talk about his outfit,well? honestly he looked like a drag queen when he's on that outfit.i mean he looks like he gained 50 pounds in that outfit.milk shake with that burger and fries ewwwwwwwwwww!.also see the way he dance infront of his restaurant,it's creepy it's like a clown have that bipolar disease dancing on the road waiting for a mad cow to eat him.anywayz let's take a look at some advertisements.yeah i know! advertisements is way too far from commercials.hell i care! they're all just the same.anywayz let's take a look at them.....

they're creepy.simply weird and bizarre.let's talk about the first picture.they covered her face because people might recognize her and start to laugh,maybe her picture is so embarrassing that she don't want to show her face.yeah i can see it from her face,that terror and fear running through her nerves,whatever.well? at least she worked it i mean bed cover y'all got to be kidding me.now let's talk about the second picture,i can see that it's raining heavily but the girl still smilling,i wonder what's so funny?.yeah! she's showing off her cool blonde hair tied up with that old trashy red laces,uh! that's so yesterday,not my taste.that kinky old yellow dress with that lifeless black umbrella.it isn't funny,if they're trying to be funny,they're not.look at her dress it's so messed up,it looks like it was stolen from another dancer or something.oh look at those weird tiny shoes,are they cute?.well? they're not!.well? it kinda fits well in her feet,it shows some sassyness,whatever.'when it rains it laids'?,i thought it supposed to be 'when it rains it pours'?.anywayz too much of advertisements and commercials might be dangerous for people,ok! some.let's take a look at these photos.......

this sign means.don't loose your cool when commercials interrupt your favorite television shows.I've seen some people smashed their t.v. because of madness.it's not about them making cookies all day long it's about the commercials that interrupted their favorite shows,y'all know what im talking about?.this disease is dangerous it can cause a lot of damages in your house or even anywhere as long as your watching t.v..theres no medicine or some potion or even lotion! that can cure that disease.the only way is to get use to be interrupted with commercials.

this is a picture of a hobo that looses his cool at a park.can y'all see how aggressive he's face is i mean looks like he wanted to eat somebody.also he's showing that finger to everybody at that park.omg! that's so impulsive or should i say rabid.i mean gosh! there are kids at that park and some of them might know how to use that finger by now.anywayz freaking old commercials back then and weird commercials today are still the same.

hey'all readers! im gonna have a new phone this week so checkout my blog for more updates.anywayz im so freaking sick today like totally.i mean the weather is so humid and there's nothing to do but to surf the web and watch t.v. i mean that's probably most people do right?!.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!................................sseya later ;-p

y'all know the phone that i was talking about yesterday right?.i just got it yesterday! and it's cool i mean really awesome it got some great features which is suitable for people who txt message and e-mail a lot.well? this phone is most likely for the teens and young adults.anywayz checkout this photos......

travel through time in the 1950's

2008-06-14T03:08:00.001-07:00

ok y'all readers!.we're gonna travel through time in the 1950's,i know its freaky.anywayz let's talk about the people in the 1950's,first of all they aren't crazy,i mean they're not psychos.well? maybe some of them.anywayz y'all might probably saying right now that they're like some creatures that lives in cheese sandwiches with pickles.well? they're not like that and they don't live in cheese sandwiches with pickles.it's like watching some old comedy movies that didn't won any awards,y'all know what i mean?.anywayz let's watch this video which i found on youtube,recently.....

ok? maybe some of them were really crazy that time,or maybe they ate some pork butt so that's why they're like that.anywayz i mean throwing some daggers,knives,pencils,or any sharp things,whatever! they're all the same sort of thing.im just wondering if they have some nice gadgets and some stuff,because from what ive heard they have that cool weird gadgets,whatever,i don't even know what im talking about.anywayz i got photos from 50's i think?,whatever.

wow! a television or should i say T.V.,yeah! i know it's crazy! i know y'all people might saying that it's not a T.V. it's a fish bowl.well? it looks like a fish bowl,but it's a T.V. for real!.i mean maybe in the future or sooner we'll have a T.V. that is also a fish bowl,insane!.ive got to say that the magnifier of this T.V. looks like it had been stolen from an astronaut,you think so?.i wonder if that T.V. got MTV for real.

move over to hair talks or hair chat or hair conversation,whatever!.anywayz i watched some movies from the 1950's and it totally bored me to death,like really!.what i want to say is,some actors,actresses even monkeys and cats in 1950's movies were really looked like a lemon,just kiddin!.i mean they're hair's like some kinda made from goat's wool,yeah! remember that curly curly hairstyle they have,it's wow.i wonder what kinda shampoo or hair spray they use?.

oh yeah! this photo shows a woman dressed in a crappy jumper dress,yeah! i know she looks so trashy,showcasing her over toasted chicken and some gadgets and her cooking show kitchen and some stuff.hey?! is that a DVD player or something like that?.oh! yeah! i just noticed that big dreadful bronze speaker.i mean? do they really have to put all their gadgets into a stroller to showcase it to all their neighbors and friends.i just remember my talkative neighbor back in the Philippines,she's so talkative that she even talk about how dirty her neighbor's house is,i know! it's so weird.anywayz i wonder if that lady in the photo used an olive oil for cooking.

can y'all guess what the hell this photo shows?! from what i know it's a restaurant or a gas station.can y'all see that billboard or that sign-post that says 'HUMBLE',they were like saying their humble when they're actually not.anywayz it looks so boring and stuff,i mean? do people really stop there and shop.i wonder if they got internet connection there.anywayz we'll come back after this short messages.......

lol.weird commercials,y'all know what? it really freaked me off,y'all know what i mean?.their commercials back then were really scary and weird.maybe they didn't even hired a freaking visionary to make their commercials even funnier.they thought it's funny but it wasn't for me.i know some of our commercials today are more sexually-oriented,so that's why all kids today don't even bother turning off their T.V.,just kiddin!.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!.............................................seeya later ;-p

anywayz! nothing much today.im just really really bored and sleepy.good thing! i finished my holiday homeworks by now or else i'll be a pork chop.anywayz im watching some old irritating cartoons online and it's so totally boring and weird.

stuffs that's under $20 (must buy)

2008-06-04T08:11:00.000-07:00

hey'all readers!.y'all might probably asking me right now,why the hell im blogging this stuff.well? im not getting paid to do this post nor promoting some advertisements.anywayz i would like to share to y'all readers what kinda stuffs i use that is cheap and cool,i don't think it's cool.anywayz what ive got here is some stuff and stuff that i use everyday,well? not actually,sometimes i forget my gatsby oil clear paper in my room,whatever.so yeah anywayz y'all can trust this products it's really really good.

ok! anywayz,this gatsby thingy,it's not just any thingy it's a gatsby hairstyling wax.for your info, this wax doesn't smell like pig poop like other hairstyling wax brand do.this product comes in many colors like blue,black,green,pink,pink?!,whatever.i mean? why the hell people these days like to make something colorful and stuff?!.anywayz it's smooth and easy to use,unlike other wax,they make your hair like a bird's nest,oh! so that's why other pigeons like to poop on somebody's hair who use stuff like that,lol.anywayz im disappointed about its container,i mean can they make something like square,triangle,rectangle container to make it last longer.

anywayz this stuff is an oil clear paper sheet,which absorbs oil in your face.sounds disgusting isn't it?!.im not disgusted by it,because i have it!.it's not a disease,it's a virus,im just kiddin!.virus? disease? it's the same sort of thing.i search this so called oil in the face on the internet and i found some dumb answers and idiotic informations about it.also someone said,you can use the oil in your face to fry or cook your foods like chicken meat,fish,hotdogs,ham,pancake,whatever.he even said that,it can help us to fight against the global warming,i mean how?! by making us dumb and forget about all the stuff that we care,i mean! that's brain washing!.anywayz he's just a crazy psycho who lurks on the internet waiting for some dumbasses to believe him.anywayz this oil clear paper sheet is useful,if your in a hurry or you don't have toilet papers on your pocket.don't snatch toilet papers in some public toilets,it might cause you to have that contagious disease that pops out of your face or even in your butt!.

so yeah! anywayz enough about that crazy talking,let's move on to some stuff.anywayz this thingy is for all people who have this so called white heads and black heads,don't think about it!,it's weird.omg! have y'all heard about this rumor,about this so called stuff that comes out of your nose,yeah! i know it's crazy,why not in the cheeks or in the chin.anywayz old people even children with one eye also gossip about this stuff,whatever.i mean what kinda stuff is inside this black sheet.anywayz i use this like almost once a month,and it was so disgusting that i don't want to talk about it.

people get a life!,anywayz today's the grand premiere of my 2008 photo shoot collection,if y'all wanna see my photos go to my friendster website,y'all know where it is.anywayz it's holiday and omg! i still haven't done my holiday homeworks yet,whatever.so yeah! readers i just wanna wish y'all a happy holidays.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading.....................................seeya later ;-p

unglamorous

2008-05-24T01:05:00.000-07:00

hey hey hey,another weekend another blog.let me ask y'all readers,'when you go out,do you feel glamorous?'.well? i don't,eventhough i wear some so called "latest trends of the month".i don't even know what the hell that means,but anywayz i like shopping in some certain places like 'bugis street',i like to buy stuff there because some clothes there are cheap and really stylish and some stuff,"like i know what stylish is".anywayz i don't buy some old lame whatever clothes that can buy from urbanz,you know what i mean?.you know! those branded stuff that are freaking expensive,really gives me headaches.well? sometimes i like to do window shopping in some branded shops and take a look at some so called 'latest trends of the month',i don't look at their price tags because that's gonna make me vomit all the way to hell.so yeah anywayz when im looking at some clothes,evil looking people stare at me like im a freaking hamster.like really! so irritating,they think im an uncivilised human-being that live through the stone age to medievel age to whatever.like hello people im still alive! so yeah when they stare at me,i stare at them back and roll my eyes like i don't know where was i.well? im still a teenager so i can wear whatever i want.i remember when i had dinner in 'palazzo versace'.omg! that place is meant for rich and famous!,i was like 'ok?' and can't open my eyes because of that huge shiny gold chandelier thingy.but anywayz i felt ok that time,i saw some rich people wear some glamorous stuff,well? the thing is they didn't stare at me,they ignored me.eventhough i wore some rabid theme clothes you know that clothes that were wore by rockstars,whatever.the place is so nice that i even took pictures of the walls,floor and even the toilet.well? that time i ate one fresh oyster,it was my first time eating that stuff,and i thought it would taste like a frog,well? it tastes like a frog.i ate some stuff that i don't even know,but i knew they were delicious.theres one embarrasing thing i did there,yes readers! i farted!.because i ate alot of fresh food that made my stomach to ache.but anywayz that was a fun experience though.anywayz people watch this video from youtube and it's related to fashion?,whatever.....

so yeah!......what's the moral?.the moral is 'dont waste your money on some branded rifle boots,instead of buying some rifle boots you can buy possum boots,it's much cheaper.'

anywayz people,my birthday is comi'n and i don't know what to prepare.im so gonna be like totally old!,omg! i like some cakes and some stuff for my bday,ok! i don't wanna talk about it,now because it makes me hungry.i hate balloons it's only for cry babies,lol,just kiddin.omg! im gonna be 15,you know what people? im really so excited about my bday,so if y'all are excited too,you can checkout my site,anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!...................................seeya later ;-p

*pic of the month*

dog vs cat

2008-05-12T01:20:00.001-07:00

let me ask y'all readers,which one do you like? a cat or a dog.that's a question that will make you understand what are dogs and cats really are,you know what i mean?.ok! i don't like any of them you know?,im not some kind of person that really hates cats and dogs,i just really don't want to keep them as a pet like other people do.well? some children like to play with dogs when they're young and cute and they're parents thinks it's cute.but! there's a big but,when the dog became mature and dirty and some stuff,children starts to be very closer to them.you know! kids! like to be dirty and after playing in the mud with the dog they're parents thinks it's cute......not!.so yeah! some parents might have that problem and starts to yell at their kids and put the dogs away from their children,poor dogs,whatever.so yeah! that's not all! some dogs are really! what i meant is really! too shy that they starts to cry,hey wait a minute?! do dogs cry?,whatever i'll just have to find it out myself,so yeah! then they start to act weird like a psycho,like you don't know what it needs,like you know loosing their minds.another thing is,you have to buy dog food,speaking of dog food have y'all readers tasted a dog food before intentionally or accidentally?,whatever they're all just the same.from what ive heard it tastes like cow's manure 'just kiddi'n!' it tastes like chicken and some stuff.when i was a kid i have that little puppy but now it's grown up and act like it doesn't recognize me.so yeah i feed him some safe dog food that can buy from shops that is really for dogs,i mean you're not gonna buy cat food for your dog aren't you.i don't buy dog foods that's not safe because they might put some mercury or worst! they might put some poisonous substances that can cause my dog to mutate to some kinda alien or something.my dog was really aggressive and he'll bite everyone he knows,one thing i remember about him is that he got alot of scars,one day i put some vitamin E capsule in his dog food,guess what happend? a week after i saw the improvement in his fur and thought that he's gonna die but he didn't.ok! im not trying to poison my pet dog,because from what ive heard vitamin E is good for our body,but! dont take too much you might end up dead in your bed.anywayz watch this boring video...........

f-u-n-n-y,i thought that they might eat themselves if they loose their minds,whatever.anywayz,to be honest i don't like cats,it's not because their weird and fat,it's because of their fur,you know what im talking about?.i mean for real,in my opinion their fur is so irritating and it makes me stab them with my pencil or other stuff that is sharp.no! i don't abuse cats,when i saw stray cats and they stare at me for a long time like freaking 10 minutes,it's like staring at me like i killed someone.but anywayz i know that i didn't killed anyone,so i just like ignore it and laugh at it,it's so weird when you laugh at a cat when there's nothing funny about it.also what i don't like about some cats they poop on our couches and beds and they laugh like evil,have you seen a cat that laugh like evil,whatever.anywayz if some people say dogs are better than cats or some people say cats are better that dogs,i don't give a rat's ass,ok!.because i don't like any of them.

my comment for this week is "whatever" you know what?,im so freaking tired and on 21 may i'll be competing with other student,becuase im one of them competing in high jump.also im so happy that i pass my maths,literature,and science.fyi im the highest in the class scoring 72 in science.i still haven't seen my other exam papers so yeah hope i can pass all of my exams,anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading.....................................seeya later ;-p

old horror movies

2008-05-02T19:39:00.000-07:00

ive seen some horror movies that is not so scary enough to blow me away,so yeah anywayz horror movies these days use special effects which makes it more boring and unreal,you know what im talking about?.you know,i like horror movies that uses real blood not artificial blood.it makes the movie more you know realistic and whatever.you know me,i always search something on the internet wether it's important or not,whatever.so yeah i saw some posters of horror movies from the 70's and i thought that the movies were great,yeah! great.i found that old horror movies are scarier than scary movies these days.scary movie? horror movie? are they the same whatever,it's the same sort of thing.im not saying that im a fan of the old freaking movie called 'frakenstein' more like 'freaking stain' lolz,whatever.so yeah well? i haven't watch that movie and i think it's gonna be entertaining?,whatever.anywayz i can't find old horror movies,so i just saw trailers on youtube,watch this...........................

yeah i know it's so freaking hilarious!.the cast were so unbelievable,they were like so excited doing that movie,you can see it in their facial expression.the sets were old? yeah old perfect for horror movies like that.the special effects? well? technologies in the late 70's were not so good,so the effects on old movies will totally make you burst out laughing,like really!.the thing that makes old horror movies so hilarious is that the actor and actresses act so well,i mean they were like rabid bunny rabit fans,pyschoes that looses their mind,and most likely they were like retarded mental hospital patient.i know im so bad,but hey im just trying to be honest.what about frankenstein? well? all i know about him is,he got a wife named 'lady frankenstein'?,i don't know?!,i think she's the old evil witch who made frankenstein?.no! i think a mad man made frakenstein and when frankenstein died,that evil witch revive (bring to life again) frakenstein.oh! so it's the sequel of that original frankenstein,that's how it supposed to be.well? if frankenstein still living to day in this modern world,well? i think it's another sequel which gives me headaches.anywayz watch this short movie all about frankenstein...................

what's up with that?! you know that 'millions are waiting to be thrilled' nice intro!.see that's what im talking about that mad guy who made frakenstein,he acts like a retarded psycho,i knew it he's the evildoer!.and oh yeah! great screen effects,that greeny grainy screen nice!.the voice of the narrator makes the movie more scarier.anywayz nice outfits,their costumes were meant to be in that movie,you know what im talking about?.their hairstyles! i mean they really got a great hairsray,nice quality.in my opinion the woman who's wearing a wedding dress don't have boobies,like really!.i didn't know that dracula will be there,whatever.oh! that's another trailer from another movie,lolz.anywayz old horror movies have scary soundtrack which makes it more wierd and crazy,it's like recorded recently on the radio,because the sound quality is scary.

anywayz! my maths exam is finally over!,but there's still exams coming this week,so i'll better get revising everything.im so totally bored here in the house,thinking what to blog.suddenly thank god i saw an old horror movie of frankenstein on youtube.in that exact time im thinking of blogging frankenstein in away that is not insulting but in a way that is funny,well? i think its the same,whatever.hey'all friendsterz just wanna shoutout to all my friendz to keep in touch,be safe,take care and whatever.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!............................................seeya later ;-p

restless behaviour

2008-04-21T02:31:00.001-07:00

omg! can i just say,the exams are coming and all the student are getting too crazy,what i mean is it's like getting weirder and weirder,whatever.well i can say that im getting stressed up like really,i can't get enough sleep,i don't wanna take sleeping pills because maybe later i can't wake up,you know what i mean?.i mean all i want is a day off like for real.but anywayz exams are coming and there's no time to be lazy hobo,yeah right im not a homeless person but,whatever.anywayz here's my list of behaviours of restless peoples.

they will drink 10-10 glasses of water everyday
they will get sick,really?!
they will loose control,for real
they will take drug pills uncontrollably
they will stop using the internet
chit-chatting on the phone non-stop
jumping out of the building
screaming,shouting,laughing for no reason
biting their own nails

so yeah anywayz,im also kinda bit getting restless,maybe i might eat myself or anyone,whatever.omg! have you seen a person that is so restless that she loose control infront of evrybody like for real,that will gonna be so embarrassing like for real.im gonna tell'ya a so so embarrassing moment of mine,this morning i went to school with a oh-so nice hairstyle but it suddenly disappeared you know what i mean?,anywayz when i arrived at the school my hair was a total mess like for real and i felt like everybody were looking at me when they're not,"do you know how weird is that?!".yeah i know it sounds kinda bit weird but anywayz thank god i got that hanphone with that shiny shiny surface so that i can see myself,when i look at the mirror i saw a very what i meant to say is a very very messed up hair.i mean my hair was like conquered by organisms that lives in the river,ocean,bridges,buildings,and even!!! ears,ok! enough!.so yeah i don't have any choice but to fix my hair all over again,i mean do all the people around me know that i made my hairstyle for about 5 hours "just kiddin!".so yeah that was kinda embarrassing really!.i saw a video from youtube and i thought that it was all about restless people.

W-0-W that was hilarious i mean marvelous.y'all can't find videos like these that tells about restless people in shopping centre or public toilets,whatever.but anywayz i thought that the model was kinda bit stressed so that's why she fell or maybe she's really crazy or what?,whatever.so yeah the model is restless,see! people! i told y'all! get some rest! or y'all might end up killing your own love ones or doing some stuff that y'all shouldn't do!.

omg! can i just say? im so freaking tired and stressed so yeah anywayz i have my own solutions for that,i know y'all readers are also tired during these boring days,so yeah anywayz i'll just make it short for y'all.my first advice is that drink lime juice or lemon juice if y'all dont have lime or lemon that's too bad y'all have to drink water.my second advice is that put cucumber slice on your eyes,it will be kinda refreshing.if y'all don't have cucumber well? that's also bad so y'all have to use ice,if y'all don't have ice then darn it! don't put anything in your freaking eyes!.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading........................................................seeya later ;-p

CME project

2008-04-17T02:31:00.000-07:00

hey hey hey!!! wazzup y'all readers.this week,me and my classmates got a project about friendship and i really don't know why the hell my teacher wants a project that is about friendship,anywayz first of all i don't have a partner yeah! i don't have a partner how weird is that?,whatever.so yeah my friends contacted me and started sending me txt messages if i could be their partner,and i was like 'omg!' i mean at first i really hate 'CME',second i don't wanna do a project while im resting.so yeah after 2 days,all of my classmates got all paired up,like you know?.then i was like 'ok? now what's gonna happen? are the zombie comin?',it was so totally embarrassing like im in the wrong place,i mean i shouldn't have ate the whole left over cake in the fridge,damn!,whatever.so yeah! atleast i got my partners now! but the thing is were not 2 people were 3 shameless people.but i knew that it would be great if i mixed up with other people,you know what i mean?.so yeah anywayz we got together and i know that we'll gonna take photos for the project so yeah i did my hairstyle,i mean that was the perfect day for my photoshoot,whatever........

so yeah! i used my hanphone just to take photos of us.i mean is it ok? i suggested that we'll just act cute to make our photos more real,yeah i know acting cute isn't real but it's the reality,whatever i really don't know what the hell im sayin so yeah if it doesn't mean anything to you just forget about it.anywayz my hair's so nice in that photo i mean im still in my uniform,but really! i should'nt have ate the whole left over cake in the fridge i mean i looks like i weigh 500 pounds.

at the construction site

yeah! we took another photo and this time we looks like 'ok?',whatever.so yeah i know y'all didn't notice that were at a contruction site,i mean for real! were really going to some place that is weirder than our posing in this photo.anywayz we took photos like we own the planet like really! im mean were like shameless!! everybody were looking and staring at us like dogs and we don't care about them cuz were gonna finish our project no matter what it takes.omg! that's the canal of frienship! when the construction site is over it will be gone forever like i mean forever.

so yeah!,while were walking we saw someone's like i mean someone's notebook i mean i thought that it's contaminated with bacteria or some kinda virus.then when we look inside the notebook we saw some ugly handwriting,i dont wanna name the owner of that notebook b'cuz it will be embarrassing for the owner.so,we thought that he might not need it anymore so we,you know we just like um like uh...throw it in the canal.i know were so evil! but whatever so yeah when we reached northpoint we rushed to the photo printer booth then printed some pictures of us and it came out nicely! and that's when our journey to northpoint ends.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!...........................................................seeya later ;-p

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this isn't a photoshoot...

2008-04-10T06:41:00.000-07:00

ok as y'all know that today's supposed to be a special,but it wasn't.today we had photoshoot i mean class photo.ok first i woke up 5 o'clock am sharp like really sharp.then ofcourse i wear my best uniform and make my best hairstyle ever,like for real.i felt kinda ok but when i missed the bus it was horrible yeah terrible.so yeah i waited for a long time like 2-5 years for the bus just kiddi'n.anyway when i arrived at school,guess what happend?.yeah nothing happend like really?! ok so yeah i was drench in sweat like im sweating non-stop and i don't know what's happeni'n that time,all i know is theres gonna be a photoshoot later.so yeah i don't care if someone kill me or stab me or yeah! it's the same sort of thing yeah whatever.i mean omg! i mean i would like to say thanks to my classmate who gave me a tissue just to stop me from sweating.so yeah my hairstyle was destroyed and it's totally ruined like for real.ok anyway during the photoshoot i was like touching my hair,then suddenly someone just like shouting at me and i was like 'this b!tch is crazy,he don't know what the hell he talki'n about' i mean hell no! he don't know where the hell i came from.anywayz i stand at the center like for real in the center,i was like the center of attention,whatever.then the photographer suddenly taking photo of us,i mean he's so fast that i forgot to pose.i mean my precious moments are gone! all ruined and i almost forgot to mention that my friends aren't in school so i was like with strangers and it was like a freakshow.so yeah it was kinda fun though and i hope that my face is gonna be ok on that photo.

anywayz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so stressed today because of all those things ive done today,ughh!.i dont wanna tell y'all all the things i did today because its kinda bit weird.anywayz look at my new background on my blog can you see it?!,hope y'all like it.i made it for about a week ago and i worked it!.anywayz i also have my new background on my friendster.keep on reading!...................................................seeya later ;-p

music video buzz

2008-04-04T03:42:00.000-07:00

(madonna's new music video)

and there you go,madonna's latest music video called '4 minutes'.anywayz it features justin timberlake and timbaland.i like the beats of this song and madonna collaborating with justin t. and timbaland and i think their like the dynamic trio,i don't know what the hell is that,whatever.anywayz the song is perfect and i already downloaded this song on my computer and cellphone,this morning i tried to watch this video but my internet connection here is kinda bit slow.but i don't know if im gonna buy her album,madonna's upcoming album 'hardcandy'.well? i'll just have to wait for her next single.anywayz this is my rating for this video

toothpaste issues

2008-03-25T06:03:00.000-07:00

hey'all readers!! everyday i wake up to brush my teeth and you know do some stuff to cover pimples yeah right! no kidding!,whatever.so yeah anyway everytime i brush my teeth i felt so whatever,you know what i mean.i hate the taste of the toothpaste and i also don't like strawberry taste toothpaste because it makes me feel like a 3 year old toddler,you know that toothpaste that tastes like fruits and other stuff it makes me feel dizzy,so yeah i still use regular toothpaste you know that white stuff paste yeah right!.i also don't like colored toothpaste you know like green that looks like a mucus,i know! disgusting isn't it?!.some people use different colored toothpaste like rainbow it's like youre eating a chewing gum that doesn't last for a long time,you know what i mean? for-a-long-time.another is that smell,i can't stand the smell of my toothpaste!,i saw toothpaste commercials that shows some toothpastes that smells some kinda fruit and other stuff,you know?!.it's like eating a liquefied fruit,and i wonder how people can stand that! i mean image if youre like chewing a mashed fruits and it smells damn good! and with matching colors,i mean damn! i'll get one of those!.another issue is that i have to use whitening tootpaste,mouth wash,tongue cleaner,all that stuff.i mean they don't come in one it's not like 3 in one,you know what im talking about?.i don't want my mouth to smell like garbage,like some people do,lol.another is that after brushing my teeth theres white stuff left out in my lips and whenever i wash it out it's still there!,i mean i don't want to embarrassed myself over and over again,i mean i embarrassed myself enough.anywayz take a look at these photos........................

anyway they've got killer smile i mean whoa!.you know what?,im gonna try to smile like this horse,and y'all might see me smilling like this one day!,lol.i know! it's not real i mean if this horse is for real omg! this horse is crazy like a psycho,i have never seen a horse like this before,well? yeah it scares me a little bit because it's like whatever.

anyway,tomorrow is wednesday i mean im so tired,i have alot of work to do i mean god!.it's like sunday and today is tuesday i mean it's so fast like walking down the street and it's already sunday,y'all know what im talking about?!.anyway you know what? to be honest i don't have time to check my email and do friendster i mean i have to sleep in the afternoon it's like pure torture uhhhh!,i don't know when im gonna last,lol.anyway keep your teeth sparkling white and clean and keep on reading!................................................seeya later ;-p

mirorboy productions

2008-03-21T23:29:00.000-07:00

hey hey hey wazzup! y'all people.this past three months ive been making a short-movie called 'shadow' a very not so scary for some people.i mean i made this movie using my the movies game which is my fav pc game like for real since sims 2.anywayz i still like sims 2 im so addicted to it i mean whatever.anywayz just checkout this short-movie.just comment on it on youtube if you wanna say something about it,whatever.

music video buzz

2008-03-13T04:08:00.001-07:00

(britney's new music video)

what do you think? it's her latest music video and it's animated and i didn't saw it coming,you know what im talking about?,whatever.i just saw this music video on youtube just now and i thought it's kinda bit weird and i didn't understand if she's trying to tell someting or do whatever she's trying to do,i mean what's up with the 'to be continued' at the last part?,but anywayz things getting weirder this 2008.i mean can this get any worst? anyway this is my rating for this new music video.

hyperactive? me?

2008-03-10T03:55:00.000-07:00

ok as y'all know readers that im not a psycho killer nor a person that takes horse tranquilizer.so yeah anywayz my classmates yeah my classmates thinks im so hyperactive whenever i tell jokes and some stuff that's funny so yeah im kinda like so interpretive 'i dont know what's that means' so yeah whatever.do you think im hyperactive well? i dont think im a hyperactive b'cuz i searched it on google and found this "can be described as a physical state in which a person is abnormally and easily excitable or exuberant. Strong emotional reactions, impulsive behavior, and sometimes a short span of attention are also typical for a hyperactive person. Some individuals may show these characteristics naturally, as personality differs from person to person. Nonetheless, when hyperactivity starts to become a problem for the person or others, it may be classified as a medical disorder" so yeah it can be a medical disorder,whatever.anywayz i just found this video hope it can make sense to y'all guys.

yeah i know i also raised my eyebrows when i watched this video and thinking "what the hell is this?! i thought it's gonna be like psycho killer murdering a puppy or something".anywayz when i tell a story i really really tell a story like for real i make it more realistic and do the moves that i have to do to make you understand what's the story about,if i have to stab a pen in my throat well i guess i'll should do it looooooools.

anywayz i got this photo of this kid on my blog and i think it's kinda bit you know he looks like 40 going 80,lolz.anywayz i dont really make fun of kids but! i just can't help it,you know what i mean?.im pretty sure that hyperactive and retarded is not the same like this kid he's not hyperactive he's a retarded lolz,whatever.ive seen some kids that are really like i mean really irritating like for real,you'll know what im talking about when you watch this video..........

hey hey hey!! my comment for this week is yeah i forgot wait.....ok i'll try something another one so yeah i haven't watch step up 2 so im gonna watch it this week and im gonna review it here on my blog if it's worth to watch or not.anywayz im kinda busy this week because i just had photoshoot and it's holiday i mean come on!!.anywayz im the coverboy of the so called 'teen style mag'

for people who wants their photos to be edited so yeah im kinda bit free this week so y'all guys should send me a message on my friendster or email me and send me your name and your photo which you like to be edited,so yeah that's all for now,keep on reading!!!...................seeya later ;-p

february 29th

2008-02-29T19:27:00.000-08:00

hey hey hey!!!! wazzup y'all readers,yesterday was leap year and it was so totally cool getting my ass busted at school.well what i mean is i thought that day was really really gonna be fine,like i mean really fine.but what happend is i forgot my excuse letter for being absent the last day,and i forgot to sign the form which is i don't know what's that for but anywayz double the bad karma yesterday,i felt like ive been spell casted?,bewitched?,voodoo?,whatever you call that.oh! and also i forgot my home economics book,so i thought my H.E. teacher would kill me,lol.im really! scared of her but anywayz yesterday she was in the mood so she didn't shout or stab a knife on my back.so yeah im just kinda bit confused about that day.omg!!! i also found out this morning that i have a big pimple on my chin i mean omg! so yeah i used a concealer to cover up my ugly pimple on my chin like it was so totally gross as ever.but anywayz what's special about the so called leap year? i mean a baby is born during february 29 and they got s$30,000,like i mean what the hell?! what's wrong with people these days.anywayz here's a video about leap year

what the hell was that?! you might ask me,why the hell i put that video clip on my blog well? happy leap year! i don't know what that means.anywayz! the next leap year is 4 years away so yeah whatever.

anywayz! im doing fine today,yeah but not that fine ok! i still go to school late and i must change it like i mean omg! if i continue like this i'll be dead and treated like those guyz who come late to school and all those rebellious looking students.anywayz as y'all know i haven't upload a photo this month of february b'cuz my mom got my camera so yeah she came back here and now i miss my camera alot like really!.so yeah next week y'all be seeing new photos of mine you know what im talking about?!.im back in bussiness! taking pictures of my ass,lol,just kidding.anywayz for y'all guys just checkout my friendster and just leave me a comment any comment is accepted unless it's like omg! ok like.anywayz! an upcoming movie from my very own production 'mirorboy productions' a 10 minutes movie called 'the titans' is gonna be released on youtube so y'all guyz should check that out too!,anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!............................................................seeya later ;-p

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humor insider

2008-02-23T00:32:00.000-08:00

hey hey hey! im back! to blog and i feel so tired after that red cross foot drill training,it's really confusing.i just kept cool yesterday because i was like a camel and we were outside,it was so hot and sunny yesterday i felt like my hands were already fried to death,but anywayz it was fun though during playing games.you know what after that tiring day i went back home sit back and relax and watched a funny video clip from youtube

so yeah anywayz i just watched a video clip from youtube and it was so freaking funny! like i mean it's a funny video clip.no! it's not a farting video no! it's not an old lady dancing with the gangsters no! it's not a baby laughing hysterically no! it's not about britney spears.

(funny commercials)

(only who can understand tagalog)

i was like omg! these videos makes me say 'lol' i mean people these days especially all teenagers must make videos like these! better than cutting themselves and joining wierd societies and you know i don't wanna hurt somebody's feeling but you are what you are so no offense.
sometimes when im really really! bored to death i just do something like watching videos at youtube but some teenagers go outside and hangout with friends yeah! you know what im talking about jaming jaming,yeah! whatever you call that!.i just found this info from the internet and it says teenagers like me today like to smell the fragrance of onions,i mean it's so totally untrue! i would rather commit suicide,lol.i mean who the hell put this crappy info in the internet! i mean sometimes you can't trust info from the internet.take answers from your parents they know better! you know what im talking about mother knows best!,whatever.

anywayz eventhough i feel kinda tired today i still blog because this blog is for y'all readers! i appreciate some of y'all reading my blog over and over again,thank you.so yeah anywayz as y'all know i cook yeah i cook really! not kidding omg! really?! yeah! ok! so yeah! i cook yehey! tonight im gonna cook a not so famous dish called cabbage soup.i mean i just get that recipe from a book called 'charlie and the chocolatefactory' so yeah i got that recipe from a book so yeah.anywayz
it's healthy because its ingridients are vegetables and powders not like a gun powder ok! like cooking powder yeah! i know no added msg!,anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading!...........................................seeya later ;-p

bored during the class?

2008-02-14T22:35:00.001-08:00

are you bored during your class? well? honestly im also bored during my class.im not saying that the school sux but it's really hot in my classroom and sometimes my mind telling me to sleep.well? dont want to be the dreamer in the class nor the lame loser.sometimes when im tired i dont put my head on my table because my table is so filthy i can see microscopic germs swimming in my table,yeah right! i dont have that eye like some superheroes have.anywayz when im really bored at class i just look outside the window or stare at someone else or just laugh eventhough theres nothing funny,but sometimes my classmates thinks im a psycho.i dont like to irritate my classmates because they're already irritating,just kidding!.have you ever flirt with someone right beside you like 'hey! can you land me a pen?' like it was totally lame.i got a flirty classmate i dont wanna tell who it is but i think she's not that flirty,ummm she was just like flirting with someone who is a guy and it's obvious that she like that guy,i mean i saw her one time she tried to catch his attention but she failed because she fell from her chair like i mean it was so totally stupid.during recess they've been telling all their secrets,all their crushes and thinking that im a good secret keeper.like i mean hello?! i dont think im gonna buy their secrets i mean come on when is the last time they killed each other.anyway this morning we participate in a so called amazing race and honestly i felt bored,tired,and my mind was spinning around,you know what i mean?!.then we went to the other corridor where is i dont know where it is,so yeah! anywayz they gave us some food which is inside the green packet,then i was like 'what the hell is that for?' then when we opened the green packet then we saw the food inside,first we thought that it was disgusting then gross then ugly then finally we ate it some of my classmates didn't ate it because they think it was a dead cat's intestines,just kidding!.

sing in your classroom,ignore your friends when they think that your a psycho
think of something that is funny and laugh,dont mind your friends when they think your a dreamer
write everthing that you feel in a piece of paper,if you dont have a paper write it in your fore head
message your friends by smsing or txting (whatever),if you get caught it's now your problem
go to the toilet 10 times a day,if not your gonna bored to death
talk to your friends or classmates beside you and talk about everthing even though it's nonsense
please dont play with your saliva in your classroom
eat something in class
get attention by vomiting,blacking out,stumbling,fart or even dance in the class room
disturb your teacher or irritate your classmates to get a black eye to stay ok!.

anywayz my comment for today is im bored yeah im bored after that tiring race really made my mind spinning around anywayz thank god i still have the energy to blog today and yeah right today is really hot it's like baking me inside the oven i mean for real.im so tired today did'nt you know that i ate 5 slices of sweet patato today and i ate half of the food that is in the green packet but anywayz keep on reading!...............................................................seeya later ;-p

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