hey guys! im sooo totally happy right now,because! it's holiday and i don't need to bust my ass for going to school everyday! like omg! i am soo tired of it! anywayz it's been quite a month!,i had been going to camp! volunteering to come to old folks home! going to some competitions! uh! it's tiring! anywayz nothing much drama on my life right now! because i just wanna be free you know! freedom! like lying on the grass inhaling that freaking minty wind and just realized that you're lost! you're out of nowhere!.
anywayz before we get lost! there's this issue that always knocks on my head!,is it really bad to fart in public?? intentionally and accidentally?,well? ok! i'll be honest with y'all guys! sometimes! i fart in public!,it's when i cannot take it any longer! it's like a balloon waiting to pop!,so i can say that i fart in public 'accidentally'! i mean! i desperately need to fume it off off my ass!,like for real!.
ok! i have a story to tell y'all guys! this is a freaking true story!,one day! when i was walking on the pathway,there was an old dude walking slowly in front of me,then i thought that the old dude wanted to poop his ass out,because he's like death marching.i kept staring at him because?? i gonna be honest again! it's kind of funny!,well? y'all think that i might be crazy but who cares?! everybody got crazy on them!!.
anywayz so i was just walking behind him then all of a sudden the volcano erupted!!!,not literally! he fumed it out in front of me! like it's was sooo freaking disgusting! and it's smells like a dead garbage with rotten mustard inside!!,i wanted puke my lovely breakfast but i told myself not to because i don't want to show a public display of embarrassment,so yeah! i just pretended chewing a bubble gum or something,after that! i saw a garbage bin then i poked my head inside and puke it all out!,like seriously!!!,anywayz here's a video which relates to fart......
it really sounds and smells stupid if you fart in front of a whole lot of crowd! i mean! what kind of creature are you?!,anywayz i have another story to tell y'all!! i was at downtown to buy new clothes then i took the elevator which will take a few seconds to go up,i should have used the escalator that time! but! the elevator got some mirrors,so i couldn't resist more.so i pressed the close button and the doors closed soo slowly like a snail can run towards me
.then i got shocked because a woman stucked her hands between the door of the elevator,as it closes she screamed soo freaking loud that birds flying up high can die,so i pressed the open button and the door released her hands,thank goodness her hands wasn't bleeding at all but it turned blue-ish.the woman thank me and said 'if it wasn't for you i wouldn't have my hands on right now',then i smiled at her.
as the elevator goes up soo freaking slowly,i heard a fart!
ofcourse as usual,we stared at each other! and i knew it wasn't me so why should the woman stare at me like im the one who farted?! so as the farting goes on and on and on the elevator started to smell like a 5 years old rotten egg.when the doors opened the woman quickly ran out of the elevator and i knew she's running towards the toilet,because i saw her face like she wanted to poop on her skirt already!
sometimes in life.
we should be honest at times,if you farted mean it like you really mean it!
don't try to cover it up because in the end you'll also get caught up.
or! might as well don't tell anybody that you farted!.
accidentally,well? i think that's a thing we should keep as a secret!,i mean if you farted accidentally you don't go run around the town and letting the whole world know that you farted and going insane!!!
intentionally,well? that a thing we should be honest in,just say sorry if you don't mean it.don't wait for the public to give you that accusing stare like what i had in the elevator,anywayz that's all for now!!!,keep on reading!!..................................................seey'all later ;-p
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