what about myth creatures?!

when i was i kid,my teacher back in the Philippines gave my a coloring book,yeah i know it's so lame!,but i lied to my teacher and told her 'omg! teacher this is the most amazing gift i ever received in my entire life,like for real!' i sounded kind of childish that time.anywayz my teacher knew that i was lying to her and gave me that trashy dog face,then i told her 'you ain't cute.' then i was like 'did i just said that?! did i just actually said that right in her face?!'.anywayz i took that freaking coloring book myth creatures edition,whatever that edition,i don't care,it's lame!.in the book,some of the creatures like the unicorn was renamed,they called it the white pony,sounds weird,also the mermaid is also renamed and they called it 'milkmaid helga',i was like 'ok?! oh where was i?'.anywayz i didn't finished coloring it because i thought that it's too boring,it's too lame,it's too crappy,and the book cover was like multi-colored,it looks sickening!,a white pony oh! sorry! i mean unircorn photo which looks like it's about to kill the mermaid or something,for short it's ugly!.anywayz it's been a while since i read about myth creatures,im not saying they're lame like my friend back in the Philippines,she used to poke her nostrils with two finger and pull out a big booger out of ther nose,that disgusting totally!.anywayz what about myth creature? well? all i know that they don't exist in modern age,they don't eat salad,they're broke because they don't have a permanent place to stay it's like everyday they have to bust they're ass just to find a freaking shack,they are human-phobic creatures they hate us like alot!,they are camera-phobic creatures it's like they're so afraid of the paparazzis,they are Catoptrophobic they are afraid of mirrors because they are scared of themselves i know! it's weird they are scaring the hell out of themselves when they look in the mirror.anywayz here are some photos of myth creatures.......

anywayz,i find some of them kind of cool,but at the same time scary,i mean! wouldn't it be great if there are crazy maniac myth creatures wandering around the cities,maybe not!.anywayz just look at their appearances,which kind of reminds me of someone at school,whatever,i didn't know myth creatures like him still exists today.anywayz some voyagers thought that they saw this bird like woman while they sail across the seas,well? some people think that they're crazy or just fantasising girls or lack of sex.yeah! thats funny!,whatever.anywayz in the Philippines we all have insane sorts of myth creatures like fairys,spirits and mermaids.well? back in the Philippines i live in a crazy province state place called 'san felipe' and if you think it's quiet and peaceful there,you're wrong!.we've got motorcycles roaming around the town every night which makes alot of noise and wake up people,dogs barking,singing drunk people walking along the streets,neighbours quarelling,cats making love on the roof,but apart from those kind of things,i really love that place like alot!.anywayz there in san felipe we also have myth creatures but as far as i know,i only know one! and it's the mermaid who is living under the haunted bridge of sanfelipe,but anywayz nobody has seen her like for real!.i just wish i could see one!,lol.anywayz that's all for now,keep on reading.............................................seeya later ;-p