7 ways to annoy a flight attendant

this is so random! im so random! anywayz i just wanna try new topics on my blog,so random,whatever.anywayz i read news at yahoo.com and i found some interesting stuff which i can post on my blog!,7 ways to annoy a flight attendant,well? i read some of it at yahoo.com and i still have more to add to it,anywayz here's a video i found on youtube,i find it funny and insane...

1. stare at them all the time.
-for me it's kind of irrtating when someone stare at you for a long period of time,i mean i can't stand it!,when i went back to the philippines the flight attendants were like walking like they're doing catwalks or something,so i always stare at they're faces whenever they walk pass,they really walk so fast!,maybe they're sense of urgency is so high!,tsk tsk! never ever take horse tranquilizer whenever you board a plane.

2. eating out-side food in the plane.
-y'all know what i mean!,we all can't resist KFC,mcdonald's,Burger king,whatever you favourite fast food is!.anywayz it's really forbidden for you to bring out-side food in the plane,well? if you're a good hider you can hide your out-side food in your bags,whenever the flight attendant is not around you can munch you food,make your sister/brother your look out for incoming flight attendants.if ever they catch you eating your out-side food,hide it for a while and when the flight attendant flee away,it's time for you to continue eating.im a person who really likes to save money! seriously!,i find foods that they sell in the plane freaking expensive,so i also bring out-side food,like for real!,no kidding!..

3. pressing the flight attendant button.
-i remember,when my brother and i were just small kids boarding in a plane,you know kids! they're insane! they like to touch everything they want to touch,they get everything they want!.they pee anywhere they want!.so yeah! we were kind of ignorant that time because were kids and it's our 1st time boarding a plane so yeah! then we got bored we pressed every button there is on the seats on everywhere!,theres this button which have a figure of a woman dressed in black,i though it's a wench.so pressed it like alot of times! and flight attendants start coming to our seats its crazy!

4. asking unnecessary questions.
-im a very talkative person! like for real! i don't talk to some people because i find them boring!,anywayz i have never ask unnecessary questions to a flight attendant before,i think it's weird! you know! i mean what's the point of asking food for dinner,while it's actually still morning.it's crazy! or asking some stuff like 'do you have a boyfriend' or 'can i sleep with you tonight?' it's like omg!.

5. acting like a child.
-i swear! acting like a freaking child will definitely annoy the hell out of the flight attendant.theres this one time,when i was in the plane with my parents and i saw this old woman well? she doesn't look that old because of her botoxed face and cheap implants,she was like acting so weird! i even thought that she's just fooling the flight attendant but no! she really just act like that!,she was like saying 'where are we going?' to the flight attendant,then the flight attendant was like forcing her smile,well? i know she's irritated because her face was like so red.

6. share some thoughts.
-those freaking flight attendants don't give a rat's ass for your sad drama life,they only give you a good service if they like to give you one.they don't have the time to listen to your whiney-ass story,im sure they'll get irritated if you kept on telling him/her your ass story and follow her to the staff room.if the flight attendant's listening to you,it's time for your to heat up the story and make it more unrealistic,make him/her irrirated!.

7. ignore them.
-now! this time! im sure they'll freaking hate you for doing this!.im not sure if y'all wanna do this but! if you wanna get your ass busted? do this!.anywayz you can do this by talking to the flight attendant and when he/she reply turn away from him/her and walk away.and when they'll ask you for food in the plane,just simply ignore him/her an they'll give you that goat face!,lol.anywayz when i boarded the plane from goldcoast to singapore,there's this red-head guy who looks engrossed with his mp3 player and rolling an imaginary drum,suddenly the flight attendant went to him and asked him to lower the volume of his mp3 player but he ignored the flight attendant and accidentally slapped the flight attendant.that's gotta hurt.